Randy Andy

Yesterday I had a beer In a place that was near Soft light and music filled The sight of you left me thrilled Your name I did not know But oh I loved your body so Thick but lean, muscled and tanned What a fine specimen of a man I sat and sipped and watched all night At lips that promised sheer delight Of arms that could capture me Unbridled passion now set free Your eyes blue grey with such depth Languid lust that silently crept Arousal concealed under shadow of lash Upon Love's shore I yearned to crash Someone said your name aloud I heard it float through the crowd Andrew they said your name to be Randy Andy I hoped to me Randy Andy with hair so fair Magnetism that caused all to stare A body made for hands to explore Leaving me yearning and needing more I decided to try and attract you So up beside you to give you a view For such was the ache inside off me Begging loudly for you to set it free You turned your head and found my eyes As if you suddenly heard my cries Reaching out you touched my hand Lust's fire burned and did so expand I was so focused on your sexy lips As you gently moved your fingertips Lost I was in your touch I wanted you so very much So imagine my shock when you spoke In that high pitched little girl croak I shook my head, I didn't believe Your voice did so absolutely deceive My beautiful sexy dream of a man Had a voice as scratchy as a old tin can Lust took off and went straight to bed Reality quickly raced through my head If that wasn't bad enough you see Your breath stunk and your IQ was three Within a minute I knew you were a Neanderthal Clearly visible even through all the alcohol It shook me from my dreamy reverie What had I been thinking anyway To fall for someone from afar Is like wishing on a blessed star For wishes rarely turn out to be What you thought you wanted to see So now I know the right thing to do Look past the looks to the inside and true Ah Randy Andy I thought you were the one In you I saw the rising sun But once it shone, I found the glare Way to harsh to sit and stare So now my search begins anew To find love within my view But I will always look deeper within For someone to spend my years in sin