Ann and Andy Drogynous

~Ann and Andy Drogynous~ (sung to the tune of ‘Mister and Mississippi’) She would wear a pantsuit He wore a pink beret Ann and Andy Drogynous Had a neuter way. I’d love to have their bathroom My odor would improve Their towels could be hanging As paintings at the Louvre. Oh, he would do the ironing, Her hair does need a comb. Ann and Andy Drogynous Re-modeled my old home. Until I heard them talking I thought that he was she Ann and Andy Drogynous Sang alto with a glee. He’ll be watching ‘Housewifes’ While she field dresses deer He’ll be eating tofu And she’ll be drinking beer. Oh, he would do the ironing, Her hair does need a comb. Ann and Andy Drogynous Re-modeled my old home.