Best Advertising Poems

After vet bills, chewed shoes and squeaky toys, there are no 'free' puppies...

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Most TV adverts are a waste of time
But useful when you need a cup of tea,
You can turn the sound down and watch them mime,
Most TV adverts are a waste of time.
I'll never buy the things they show but I'm
Most grateful how the break enables...

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Let’s walk you through the Advertising world
Where people are ideating in search of a pearl
 
They are brainstorming on a client brief you see
Where no head or tail is transparent to be
 
The client is king for all you know
At times he argues to get...

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Don't you just hate it
when you dig a spectacular hole
only to realize that you can't get out?
What's worse is when you
advertise the event, before having practiced,
and now the whole town is here simply by word of mouth....

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Umm
ummmm really?
You who are so

glib with the phrase.

Get a life, love ifya can and smile
frequently.

k, so another idea,
rock on

~N

yep...

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I went on-line to find a man- the man of my dreams,
but the pickin's were few and I was desperate,
so when this guy said, hey S E X Y  girl want to meet,
I jumped to attention and we set up a date.
Oh, I made...

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(I wrote this a while back on seeing an
ad for a well-known diet food)

I 
see two
pictures, one
“before” and one
“after.”  In the first,
the girl looks normal, much
like me.  In the second, she
wears a size 4 bikini, but 
looks a bit too thin. So what’s...

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Professionals Resort to Advertising 

By Elton Camp

There was a day when it wasn’t thought wise
That any professional person should advertise

Solicitations were never seen
Lest the professional it demean

So unseemly it then did appear
“Come get your operation here.”

“Let me handle your trial for you.
For no other lawyer...

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They advertised this job would be fun.
We'd feel satisfaction when day's done.
They didn't mention sore feet
Or our desire to retreat
Or that we'd never again see  sun....

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Watching Television as any of
us does i asked myself this
question

How come our  current government regarding television advertisements targeting audiences is focused
on big corporation companies

Wishes or seeks to place such
high value on protecting children
from fast food chain and fizzy drink 
advertising 

Yet the same protection...

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Big sale. Buy Two get one free
I race across the mall aisle and stare at an empty shelf
What had they been selling? I glance around for clues.
They sell phone covers, socks, and bras, so I wonder…was it
 Valentines Day phone covers, Santa Socks,  4th...

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(ads from the 70's and 80's)


If a diamond is forever,
then love is the San Francisco treat.
Just a little dab’ll do ya
so be all that you can be.

It’s the cheesiest, so just do it
you can have it your way.
So reach out and touch someone
it’s the best...

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Shall I compare thee unto a crate of beer,
or, if not that, then unto washing powder?
Today I shun all things that are austere;
soft tones must yield to songs that are far louder.
May's shandy was for working men too sweet.
Newcastle Brown for them is much more...

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Love the ad, above this poem,a woman with hanging jowls?
     Makes me laugh, not scowl!
     
      Another one, had a word that rhymes with dart!
      Obnoxious ads,...

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in-flight convergence
by Michael R. Burch

serene, almost angelic,
the lights of the city                extend
over lumbering behemoths
shrilly screeching displeasure
they say:
that nothing is certain,
that nothing man dreams or ordains
long endures his command

here the streetlights...

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