Free online greeting card maker or poetry art generator. Create free custom printable greeting cards or art from photos and text online. Use PoetrySoup's free online software to make greeting cards from poems, quotes, or your own words. Generate memes, cards, or poetry art for any occasion; weddings, anniversaries, holidays, etc (See examples here). Make a card to show your loved one how special they are to you. Once you make a card, you can email it, download it, or share it with others on your favorite social network site like Facebook. Also, you can create shareable and downloadable cards from poetry on PoetrySoup. Use our poetry search engine to find the perfect poem, and then click the camera icon to create the card or art.
Enter Title (Not Required)
Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required I went on-line to find a man- the man of my dreams, but the pickin's were few and I was desperate, so when this guy said, hey S E X Y girl want to meet, I jumped to attention and we set up a date. Oh, I made myself up so p r e t t y , the mirror never lies! And at the appointed time, I was at the coffee shop. A man walked in- HOLY MACARONI, hope that's not him! YIKES! He is looking at me with a crooked smile. I squint my eyes are those missing teeth? He is coming closer and closer to my table, SON OF A WITCH, does the guy have a neck or what, its just a head placed on wide WIDE shoulders, I want to sink into the floor! H e l l o , he says looking down on my lovely head, you look just like your picture BEAUTIFUL. I look up at him, aaaah, you don't look like your picture Sir, no Sireee you don't Well, I admit he said that picture is twenty years old, oh GOSH and darn it and @@@%%%$$### how do I get out of this mess. So after some PAINFUL conversation, I excuses me self for the little GIRLIE room, and go straight through to the kitchen desperate for departure I ask the startled dishwasher for the E X I T- and I ran all the way home, slammed the door, got in my bed and pulled up the covers over my head. HOLY SMOKES that was just c r a z y - I am not that DESPERATE or Z A N Y to do that EVER again. ____________________________ November 27, 2016 Poetry/Burlesque/FALSE Advertising Copyright Protected, ID 16-853-383-0 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. Written for the contest, Zany, sponsor, Frank Herrara Third Place
Enter Author Name (Not Required)