Bachelor Poems - Poems about Bachelor

Three shiny-loving crows found a perch, and plunked their talons down Two had landed on a rusty antique pick-up truck – Tom and Town. Their cousin Lee had found a place to sit on a telephone pole. Bragging, laughing and sharing stories was their goal. Their stories were bawdy, and funny, fowl-like and fine. By the time the sun began...

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Norwegian bachelor farmer days I never lived Woebegone and egg foo young on you meaning me of course sidestepping a crucial positive electric kool aid battery acid test prior to pledging troth, and tying Gordian knot to strangulation point, never fending for myself, nor being disaster about to happen. I did house/pet sit when parents went away on their time sharing vacation minimally satisfyingly jump/ kick starting, placating,...

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Sam was the fluffiest Tom on the Parisian block The tittering of females was found around the clock They came into Starbucks at a quarter until eight Giggling and gaggling, which he did not appreciate Give it a rest, Sam thought, as he tried to read his book. They were older ladies, giving him a “come hither look”. He was tired...

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James did not invite a lot of guests they had to know him better than the rest his mother had decorated his apartment nest in hot pinks and fuchsia, a friendship test he had protested when he had first seen his lair I am the expert, his mother said, to be quite fair she also wanted to give overeager girlfriends a...

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How merry could the old bachelor be? We decided to set him up, times three. He was polite. Not contrite. He then demanded life privacy....

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A fast depreciating currency, Pity arousing like an emergency His low earning not an excuse For a now irritating celibacy And choice of a lifelong recluse, Whose quitting ought to have been with immediacy! In closely knit societies the first outlaw, Easily emerging the night’s gossip served raw; In every ranking the lowly esteemed...

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still life no wife...

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The eligible for a female partner Between the highly placed and a gardener; Thirty years a massively supported age, As one still doesn’t seem a sage, Who wants to a union solemnize And the honorable fun and sex officially recognize. Maximally forty five years for any male to stop being bloody single, His voice, strength or money to start arranging a marriage...

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Oh, you never married and wanted to settle down, today you regret it and cry alone; beautiful girls, you held in your manly arms, some were fooled, many looked for love, not fun! Oh, are you proud of the crazy things you've done? Hearts don't break easily unless one lies! Handsome bachelor of bygone ages, aren't you sorry for using those poor...

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Oh, you never married and wanted to settle down, today you regret it and cry alone; beautiful girls, you held in your manly arms, some were fooled, many looked for love, not fun! Oh, are you proud of the crazy things you've done? Hearts don't break easily unless one lies! Handsome bachelor of bygone ages, aren't you sorry for using those poor...

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The Bachelor Spectacular by Michael R. Burch One heart? Tossed aside. The other? A bride’s. In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides. Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’, one gal must stay and one must go. If she hollers? That’s the show! No heart can handle such despair! But hearts get broken, hearts repair. Next season? The treasoned will rule the air! The Unspectacular Bachelor by Michael R....

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Poems of Recanted Bachelorhood bachelorhoodwinked by Michael R. Burch u are charming & disarming, but mostly ALARMING since my resolve dissolved! * Disconcerted by Michael R. Burch Beth, my sweet, fresh as a daisy, when I’m with you my heart beats like crazy & my future gets hazy ... * What Goes Around, Comes by Michael R. Burch This is a poem about loss so why do you toss your dark hair, unaccountably glowing? How can you be sure...

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Less any objection with the missus, versus never experiencing living alone well...yes during that rough patch, (sans during early adolescence), I existed in a bone huff fied impenetrable cocoon, and just maybe before yours truly dies, a clone can be created from stem cells of this doggone melon collie, whimpering beastie boy finally revelling, where destiny does enthrone me rendering unfettered with round the cluck nymph fone mani yolk hen...

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Noodles kept fluffy and warm Peas from the can shorn Water drained from tuna's can Now, bachelor man Add all the mayo You can stand ...

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Bachelor unity Which words can you come up without duplicating that use the most different letters? The above two words use thirteen different letters. They also use all five vowels. See if you can top that. Also, I did not realize how many different definitions to do had. Jim Horn To do: perform, execute slang:...

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