Best Bachelor Poems

The Mutaitho hill zigzags its way to the borderlines of the sky
And to the opposite poses the historic Muilu hill once a shrine;
Now there between slithers the Kimongo River where huge rocks lie;
It’s on the banks of this river where the bachelor beekeeper lives.

His bald...

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My son Scottie, the eligible bachelor
Has been down the road, still a lonesome traveller
His time will come
Sure as the sun
Keeps rolling around, he's a charming feller!...

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He was a charmer,this bachelor bunny.
The girls thought he was hilariously funny.

He'd go hopping into their briar patch.
Quite a few succulent carrots he'd snatch.

But the girl bunnies,they didn't seem to mind.
In the rabbity world he was quite a find!

One day he showed up in the...

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A land so massive with infinite opportunities
its dwelling consisting of purchased territories
history stained in the late 18th century
by bloody rift between its vertical ends

A married bachelor with itchy interests
a wonderfully smiling acquaintance and a good friend
who hangs unto the outside window after saying goodbye
and his...

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My heart tells me you exist
Yet gravity keeps pulling me 
To forces invisible
I have met sincere hearts, 
With woven passion 
But when I start uttering lovral 
Power goes off, and fire walks out

I feel a presence of an invisible substance 
shaking my spiral content 
With...

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If happiness can't smile upon me,
let the judge on the bench be me;
it'll spare me gray hair...  
a bachelor
unworried by jealous eyes spying on me!...

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I’ve got the cleanest heart
Like a pebble washed by the waves.
You can pick me and put me
On the scale of yah and nah
And measure my virtues and vices.

I wake up each day with a different body
from the one I went to bed with.
I read today’s...

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Less any objection with the missus,
versus never experiencing living alone
well...yes during that rough patch,
(sans during early adolescence),
I existed in a bone

huff fied impenetrable cocoon,
and just maybe before
yours truly dies, a clone
can be created from
stem cells of this doggone

melon collie, whimpering
beastie boy finally revelling,
where destiny does...

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Enthusiastic he is

Loves your say

Insouciant he is 

Gifts you away

Inspiring he is 

Buck-up he says

Legit he is

Engrosses your days

 

Beloved he is

Admires you in a way

Charismatic he is

Habituates your lay

Efficient he is 

Leads your way

Opposite he is 

Retains your nee...

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What do you get when you fake love?
You get enough karma to cause errosion,
That's what you get for all the drama,
It makes..... boys and girls never want to
fall in love again.......

What do you get when you
break a heart?
You get enough pain from voodoo
darts,
That's what you...

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Moment of being a bachelor are not a cup of tea,
Searching out for food just a Bee,
Wandering to and fro for a good company,
We remain alone as rootless tree,

Life without lass, lassie and Lassitude,
Bring me up with exquisite attitude,
What’s wrong if em alone, single we’re...

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sunshine like warm maple syrup
pores over the boy 
lying on his belly, barefoot, legs in the air

May grass, dandy line dotted
a fragrent    spreading carpet
rich from earth and spring

bent elbow, chin in palm
lip upturned in smile
freckled nose and cheek
neath wide observing eye

purple and...

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Poem says to me,”Did you bore dating the silence?”
While laughing I answer, “I’ll marry it in hasty condition!”...

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The Bachelor Spectacular
by Michael R. Burch

One heart? Tossed aside.
The other? A bride’s.
In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides.

Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’,
one gal must stay and one must go.
If she hollers? That’s the show!

No heart can handle such despair!
But hearts get broken, hearts repair.
Next season?...

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Poems of Recanted Bachelorhood

bachelorhoodwinked
by Michael R. Burch

u
are
charming
& disarming,
but mostly ALARMING
since my resolve
dissolved!

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Disconcerted
by Michael R. Burch

Beth, my sweet,
fresh as a daisy,
when I’m with you
my heart beats like crazy
& my future gets hazy ...

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What Goes Around, Comes
by Michael R. Burch

This is a poem about loss
so why do...

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