Short Bachelor Poems

Air-

Is bachelor, 

No pair!...

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He is a Bachelor in Law,

How comes him a Son -in -law?...

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I'm a Bachelor at Law learning at a University,

No Bachelor now but in law to a father in my own city!...

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Poem says to me,”Did you bore dating the silence?”
While laughing I answer, “I’ll marry it in hasty condition!”...

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Waves sometimes like Wives 
To rise and to fall again and again
Violating the law of peace
Death Sea opted to be silent and a bachelor...

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How merry could the old bachelor be?
We decided to set him up, times three.
He was polite.
Not contrite.
He then demanded life privacy....

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If happiness can't smile upon me,
let the judge on the bench be me;
it'll spare me gray hair...  
a bachelor
unworried by jealous eyes spying on me!...

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Aik taraf say bund maartay ho dosri taraf say goli,
Oye Supari Killer aja maar lay meri bewi ka choli.
Note.Impossible,I am still bachelor singular alone....

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He wore no underwear;
His stag night* was a gas -
We pulled his trousers down
And showed the world his ass.

*bachelor party

For Carol’s Ornery Friends contest...

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Hard headed, hard working, leader
January third's your day dear brother
Leave off the booze, clarity
Best for all, sobriety
Hot blooded bachelor needs caterer....

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TV Reality

Survivors of Amazing Race
met The Nanny whose Big Brother
was The Bachelor who 
had an Extreme Makeover
in 48 Hours



Addictive Characterization...

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Noodles kept fluffy and warm
   Peas from the can shorn
Water drained from tuna's can
     Now, bachelor man
       Add all the mayo
         You can stand
              Feast!...

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My son Scottie, the eligible bachelor
Has been down the road, still a lonesome traveller
His time will come
Sure as the sun
Keeps rolling around, he's a charming feller!...

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My son Scottie, the eligible bachelor
Has been down the road, still a lonesome traveller
His time will come
Sure as the sun
Keeps rolling around, he's a charming feller!...

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Give me an egg with sugar
Pan and milk with oil
Light flame to cook together
Bachelor breakfast
Loaf and pudding cake
Hot coffee
In snowy
Grace 


© Mahtab Bangalee
Chattogram
31/01/2023...

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There once was a single man named Harry
Who decided never ever to marry
He then met the lovely Elaine
Whose ice blue eyes drove him insane
Compelling bachelor ways to miscarry.

© Harry J Horsman  2011...

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My son's an eligible bachelor so it won't be long
Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, who often parades around in a thong...

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Hoping I will never regret
The joining of us bachelorette
I live so well a bachelor, too
Giving it all up for you

Pick the ring and pick the dress
Pick the place to say your yes
As the veil comes over your face
I vow to take your father's place...

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urgency of their needs
unloved by other creeps
Ursula abandoned
Ulrich, a bachelor
ugly and overweight
undiscovered beauty
underneath one’s covers

4/30/2021
Pleiades U Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Kim Merryman
HMS verified 6 syllables per line...

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My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor so it won't be long
Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, who sometimes parades around in a thong...

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ninety degrees hot
slight breeze sleepless humid night -
a bachelor sings 


5/20/2019


Poetry Contest: Full Writing Challenge 3, May 2019, Nature Haiku 
Sponsored by: Dear Heart


Although all adult male mockingbirds sing during the day,
 only a bachelor sings at night....

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August is sunburn and moonlight
August's a menace to men.
When the casual canoer discovers l'amour,
August has done it again.

August is moonlight and sunburn,
When the bachelor sows as he reaps.
His sunburn just might finally unburn,
But he's burned in the moonlight for keeps....

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He still sleeps with 
Languorous hands tucked  
Between his thighs

Screams from his frightening nightmares 
Wake mother to come investigate.
She places her soft fingers 
On his sweaty, burning forehead, 
Asks if everything is fine

And that’s how mother is
To a son with a troubled sleep....

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Eyes do not bow down if you see us.
So do you love how you along.
If you do not meet us if we like this then.
If we stay,then the same bachelor.
Your wish is in my heart,now it is so numerous.
Now life does not want me,someone else's support.
When you are with us,so how will lose our boat?...

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My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor but I'm sure it won't be long
Before some young chickie catches his eye and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, he sometimes parades around in a thong


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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