Short Bachelor Poems
Short Bachelor Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bachelor by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bachelor by length and keyword.
Waves sometimes like Wives
To rise and to fall again and again
Violating the law of peace
Death Sea opted to be silent and a bachelor
How merry could the old bachelor be?
We decided to set him up, times three.
He was polite.
Not contrite.
He then demanded life privacy.
If happiness can't smile upon me,
let the judge on the bench be me;
it'll spare me gray hair...
a bachelor
unworried by jealous eyes spying on me!
Aik taraf say bund maartay ho dosri taraf say goli,
Oye Supari Killer aja maar lay meri bewi ka choli.
Note.Impossible,I am still bachelor singular alone.
He wore no underwear;
His stag night* was a gas -
We pulled his trousers down
And showed the world his ass.
*bachelor party
For Carol’s Ornery Friends contest
Hard headed, hard working, leader
January third's your day dear brother
Leave off the booze, clarity
Best for all, sobriety
Hot blooded bachelor needs caterer.
TV Reality
Survivors of Amazing Race
met The Nanny whose Big Brother
was The Bachelor who
had an Extreme Makeover
in 48 Hours
Addictive Characterization
Noodles kept fluffy and warm
Peas from the can shorn
Water drained from tuna's can
Now, bachelor man
Add all the mayo
You can stand
Feast!
My son Scottie, the eligible bachelor
Has been down the road, still a lonesome traveller
His time will come
Sure as the sun
Keeps rolling around, he's a charming feller!
My son Scottie, the eligible bachelor
Has been down the road, still a lonesome traveller
His time will come
Sure as the sun
Keeps rolling around, he's a charming feller!
Give me an egg with sugar
Pan and milk with oil
Light flame to cook together
Bachelor breakfast
Loaf and pudding cake
Hot coffee
In snowy
Grace
© Mahtab Bangalee
Chattogram
31/01/2023
Autumn wings grace the stout limbs,
That quiver with the perching
Of mimicking mockingbirds.
Amid a lone live oak tree,
A bachelor sings to its
Intended in an endless
Ebony Garden of stars.
There once was a single man named Harry
Who decided never ever to marry
He then met the lovely Elaine
Whose ice blue eyes drove him insane
Compelling bachelor ways to miscarry.
© Harry J Horsman 2011
My son's an eligible bachelor so it won't be long
Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, who often parades around in a thong
Hoping I will never regret
The joining of us bachelorette
I live so well a bachelor, too
Giving it all up for you
Pick the ring and pick the dress
Pick the place to say your yes
As the veil comes over your face
I vow to take your father's place
urgency of their needs
unloved by other creeps
Ursula abandoned
Ulrich, a bachelor
ugly and overweight
undiscovered beauty
underneath one’s covers
4/30/2021
Pleiades U Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Kim Merryman
HMS verified 6 syllables per line
My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor so it won't be long
Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, who sometimes parades around in a thong
ninety degrees hot
slight breeze sleepless humid night -
a bachelor sings
5/20/2019
Poetry Contest: Full Writing Challenge 3, May 2019, Nature Haiku
Sponsored by: Dear Heart
Although all adult male mockingbirds sing during the day,
only a bachelor sings at night.
August is sunburn and moonlight
August's a menace to men.
When the casual canoer discovers l'amour,
August has done it again.
August is moonlight and sunburn,
When the bachelor sows as he reaps.
His sunburn just might finally unburn,
But he's burned in the moonlight for keeps.
He still sleeps with
Languorous hands tucked
Between his thighs
Screams from his frightening nightmares
Wake mother to come investigate.
She places her soft fingers
On his sweaty, burning forehead,
Asks if everything is fine
And that’s how mother is
To a son with a troubled sleep.
You have heard of Ebenezer Scrooge
The bachelor and curmudgeon
Have you met Abbie Nezzar Prude?
A spinster, one not to be out done
Life's circumstances can make you better or bitter
change the first "i" to an "e"
and then you can "c" you'll be better and not bitter
rigid without gray he is dogmatic
flexibility is not automatic
he met a woman who is pragmatic
their relationship was full of static
she next met a pliable listening man
a flexible fellow named Jimmy Dan
Mr. Inflexible stayed single all his life
many women said,”no” to becoming his wife
Eyes do not bow down if you see us.
So do you love how you along.
If you do not meet us if we like this then.
If we stay,then the same bachelor.
Your wish is in my heart,now it is so numerous.
Now life does not want me,someone else's support.
When you are with us,so how will lose our boat?
Form:
My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor but I'm sure it won't be long
Before some young chickie catches his eye and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, he sometimes parades around in a thong
© Jack Ellison 2016
God has got no Father and Mother
God is like an Orphan!
God has got no one to fulfill
His sweetest dreams!
It’s a matter of grief and shame for God:
God’s body is able to make His sexual organs
But He has no Spouse and Children
And He is unable to create them as well
Due to extreme gravitational force of His body.
God is like a Bachelor!