Attempting Poems - Poems about Attempting

bird-speak is inexplicably complicated I try to imitate it, but unsuccessfully it is impossible without a beak a mouth cannot replicate these sounds I dare not try to decipher their meaning without benefit of mimicry...

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Satirical Journal Entry #1 Attempting Suicide: Just The Beginning! If I killed myself today would anyone notice? Would anyone be at my funeral? If so, would they come just ot give themselves peace(piece) of mind over all the things they took from me? I guess better late than never! Hmmm.......... A corpse could always use a loan or a shoulder to cry...

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While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flaying percussive rumpus, where the wild things are found yours truly feeling like a cross between a bongo drum and a Ubangi (also spelled Ubangui, Ubanghi, or Oubangui). Meanwhile good n plenty good vibrations (cue the Beach...

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May we be blessed to acknowledge all the wonders in our life that have, for us, thus far accrued… and to begin each day with a word of thanks… and thoughts of gratitude. Today I’m thankful for attempting to live a life with a minimum of regret for trying never do anything I’d want desperately to forget This reasoning comes from...

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write one thousand lines introspection gone crazy still left in the dark...

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a pink sky pinker than any other sky I’ve ever seen no one will believe it I thought so I took photos One after another, but none could hope to capture it For it was more than three dimensional, it was surreal dimensional I gave up after the sixty-eighth disappointment It looks cold out there my husband said, snuggled in...

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A rat, a mat, an extra large sleeping bag, and a sofa went to a swimming pool and dived in head first. Never mind the salad dressing shouted the orchestra audience from the balconies. Vast crowds. Vast castle crossroads. Strings, skins and buttons roared in agreement. That tannoy announcement was so correct and ensured gold...

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soft to the touch your return is so addictive yet so right i am reborn here you grind so thoroughly over me tears are a new ocean with all impurities swept clean oh how i missed how you knew me oh how i missed how you responded to my knowing you maybe after this reunion we will show how we both have...

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My cousin from Britain wanted the American experience... (I gave her a Twinkie) Some bloke on Facebook said I was dum and I mailed him a dictionary I ran out of tissues watching Titanic... (I guess laughter does birth a river) The Queen went to the loo after a game of poker... (safe to assume that she had...

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There's no I in team, but if you're clever you can a find a "me" I ran a home-run, and the whole crowd followed my lead... (my parents thought it cute naming me Forrest) He was counting his doll collection, using the letters of the alphabet, and couldn't make it pass the Y chromosome I received a two...

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Funny thought.... chiwuawa bites a man's boot without said man knowing the dog was even there....dog ends up with doggie dentures....the owner sues said man for cruelty to animals....case denied when his boot was put on display with teeth still embedded in the bite marks....evidence shows that the dog was suffering from gum disease. The...

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attempting to make model aeroplanes - - super glued fingers modern haiku...

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Free to be an owl- Nightmarish clues at dawn- The sunrise 'death distorting A kind and lonely soul. Free to kill for hunger In moonlight's smiling poison. The lasting dream re-occurring A hummingbird in prison. Free to be mysterious- Lethal games with mice. Repulsing limbs accusing The need to throw the dice. The blinds are shut forever, Maternal instincts cry. Free to kill the echo... The bird will ever fly?...

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Earthworm-like twins, parallel to one another quivering and both equally yearning to explore the others skin. Tension-free, nervousness leaves in that moment I remember the Butterflies and the Finger-tip tickle skinsation....

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Mister, my dog love always rushes to greet me with wagging tail joy his body shakes like crazy you think he will break apart....

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