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Ants In His Pants Poems - Poems about Ants In His Pants


Premium MemberA Little Ants Sword

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Sam is a novice gardener who stamps on all ants
He doesn't like them near or crawling on his plants
Their Queen was angry and wanted revenge
For the ones that had fallen she wanted to avenge.

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Categories: ants in his pants, insect,
Form: Rhyme

Ants

...Ants can play havoc in your bridal night
                                         Ants in his pants...
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Categories: ants in his pants, fun, funny,
Form: Verse



Lance From France

...There is a guy named lance
who loved to dance
moved to America for his chance
off the molly he had ants in his pants
raves and rants
ecstasy cramps
drunken broken lamps
licking acid stamps
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Categories: ants in his pants, abuse, addiction, culture, drug,
Form: Lyric

Premium MemberLance 'N France

...A wonderful fellow was Lance
Always acting with utmost vigilance
By day drove an ambulance
By night stayed home to water his plants
Never expressing much exuberance
Or given to any extravagance
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Categories: ants in his pants, appreciation, cute love, family,
Form: Monorhyme

Premium MemberMy Little Black Sheep Was a Heap of Wool

...my little black sheep was a heap of wool

hes a black sheep
that what he told me as he wept 
those elephant tears
those were funny my dear
i remember that night
he wasnt alright
he spoke fast...
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Categories: ants in his pants, absence, boyfriend, break up,
Form: Rhyme



Hello Laughing Crow

...Hello, it's me
I'm listening to Adele, numbing my courage to speak
Hello, it's me
I've been outside, knocking on your door since 3 with these uncomfortable boots upon my feet
Hello, can you hear ...
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Categories: ants in his pants, character, cheer up, halloween,
Form: Free verse

Fire Monkey

...Cunningly swinging
On the trees of life
Playing his pranks
Winding up the wife

Enjoying every challenge
Using his brain
Owning it. Bossing it
Playing the game

He's a Chinese Monkey 
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Categories: ants in his pants, animal,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberAcoustic Ecology

...By waters edge sat John Muir
His wish for us all, preserve what's pure
He twisted and wiggled, his butt did a dance
It occurred to him, he had ants in his pants!



12/28/14
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Categories: ants in his pants, funny,
Form: Clerihew

Hmmm

...Is that writhing really a dance
Or does he have ants in his pants
You have the answer perchance
He’s taking his Can Can to France!...
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Categories: ants in his pants, funny
Form: Monorhyme

The Aunt Dance

...An Italian once courted my Aunt

Who was bitten by ants in his pants

     So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"

     "I got the gonorrhea!"

That's when he learned the frying pan dance!



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Categories: ants in his pants, funny, nature
Form: Limerick

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