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Ants In His Pants Poems - Poems about Ants In His Pants


Premium Member Ants on my Pants
Once, when I got bored, I spied the Golden Horde, or, was it just some ants crawling up my pants?...

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Categories: ants in his pants, animal, history, silly,
Form: Epigram
Premium Member Ants In Your Pants
Ever wonder why we giggle How does it actually start What makes it uncontrollable Perhaps it's a silly old fart Giggles are quite intangible You can't buy 'em at the store Worth buckets full of greenbacks Some gold and so much more You're in a state of euphoria You try to stay calm but can't It's a tonic for whatever ails you When ants get in...

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Categories: ants in his pants, crazy,
Form: Rhyme



Ants In My Pants
love to move daneing is my grove watch me prance i'llput you in a trane GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS...

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Categories: ants in his pants, dance, fire,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Ants In Your Pants-Nr
A giant called George lived in a cave He was big, but not very brave He had an odd fear of ants Afraid they'd crawl up his pants So George decided to wear a skirt ...

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Categories: ants in his pants, children, funny,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Ants In Your Pants
Ever wonder why we giggle How does it exactly start What makes it uncontrollable Perhaps it's a silly fart Giggles are quite intangible You can't buy 'em at the store Worth buckets full of greenbacks Some gold and so much more You're in a state of euphoria You try to stay calm but can't It's a tonic for whatever ails you When ants get in your...

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Categories: ants in his pants, happiness,
Form: Quintain (English)



Premium Member Ants In Your Pants
Ever wonder why we giggle How exactly does it start What makes it uncontrollable Perhaps it's a silly fart You see a goofy stranger Like a dude from outer space Before you can say Frank N. Stein You're falling on your face Giggles are quite intangible You can't buy them at the store Worth buckets full of greenbacks Some gold and so much more You're in a...

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Categories: ants in his pants, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Ants In My Pants
Put on my pants Let out a giggle Do a little prance Do a little wiggle Up down Dance around Wiggle tickle Wear a frown Stop the dance Remove the pants Take a stance Kill the ants...

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Categories: ants in his pants, children, health, imagination, nature,
Form: Rhyme

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