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A Little Ants Sword

... Sam is a novice gardener who stamps on all ants He doesn't like them near or crawling on his plants Their Queen was angry and wanted revenge For the ones that had fallen she wanted to avenge. ......

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Categories: ants in his pants, insect,
Form: Rhyme

Ants

...Ants can play havoc in your bridal night Ants in his pants......

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Categories: ants in his pants, fun, funny,
Form: Verse

Lance From France

...There is a guy named lance who loved to dance moved to America for his chance off the molly he had ants in his pants raves and rants ecstasy cramps drunken broken lamps licking acid stamps ha......

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Categories: ants in his pants, abuse, addiction, culture, drug,
Form: Lyric

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Lance 'N France

...A wonderful fellow was Lance Always acting with utmost vigilance By day drove an ambulance By night stayed home to water his plants Never expressing much exuberance Or given to any extravagance ......

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Categories: ants in his pants, appreciation, cute love, family,
Form: Monorhyme

My Little Black Sheep Was a Heap of Wool

...my little black sheep was a heap of wool hes a black sheep that what he told me as he wept those elephant tears those were funny my dear i remember that night he wasnt alright he spoke fast......

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Categories: ants in his pants, absence, boyfriend, break up,
Form: Rhyme

Hello Laughing Crow

...Hello, it's me I'm listening to Adele, numbing my courage to speak Hello, it's me I've been outside, knocking on your door since 3 with these uncomfortable boots upon my feet Hello, can you hear ......

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Categories: ants in his pants, character, cheer up, halloween,
Form: Free verse

Fire Monkey

...Cunningly swinging On the trees of life Playing his pranks Winding up the wife Enjoying every challenge Using his brain Owning it. Bossing it Playing the game He's a Chinese Monkey - a ......

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Categories: ants in his pants, animal,
Form: Rhyme

Acoustic Ecology

...By waters edge sat John Muir His wish for us all, preserve what's pure He twisted and wiggled, his butt did a dance It occurred to him, he had ants in his pants! 12/28/14 © All Rights Rese......

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Categories: ants in his pants, funny,
Form: Clerihew

Hmmm

...Is that writhing really a dance Or does he have ants in his pants You have the answer perchance He’s taking his Can Can to France!......

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Categories: ants in his pants, funny
Form: Monorhyme

The Aunt Dance

...An Italian once courted my Aunt Who was bitten by ants in his pants So he screamed, "Mama Mia!" "I got the gonorrhea!" That's when he learned the frying pan dance! ......

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Categories: ants in his pants, funny, nature
Form: Limerick