Lance 'N France

A wonderful fellow was Lance
Always acting with utmost vigilance
By day drove an ambulance
By night stayed home to water his plants
Never expressing much exuberance
Or given to any extravagance

Then one day by the oddest of circumstance
Lance attended a workshop on the topic of finance 
Him that is, with two dozen other participants
Who wanted to learn more about grants
The speaker was lecturing with much arrogance
And the topic seemed to lack much relevance

But there she was at the entrance
She had the loveliest stance
And her voice had the warmest resonance
For Lance it was love at first glance
Without hesitation he made his advance
He discovered her name was France 
And that they both loved to dance
Instantly they developed a steamy romance

It was only later that Lance learned by chance
All along that meeting was concocted by his two aunts
Both gifted with the power of clairvoyance
Now all are happy Lance has ants in his pants
And his nights no longer lack luster and radiance



AP: 1st place 2021, Honorable Mention 2020

Posted on March  16, 2018
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018


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Date: 3/18/2018 8:40:00 AM
I love the twist, and it is sometimes so true that what we think is chance was orchestrated by well-meaning, intelligent beings who love us.
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Date: 3/18/2018 8:46:00 AM
Thanks for your lovely visit and comment, Caren.
Date: 3/17/2018 6:23:00 AM
Great story telling Line..
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Date: 3/17/2018 11:37:00 AM
Thank you for your delightful visit and comment, SO.
Date: 3/16/2018 10:12:00 PM
This was fun to read and I am sure not easy to write though you sure made it look easy. Nicely done.
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Date: 3/17/2018 11:36:00 AM
Thank you for your visit and comment, Chris.
Date: 3/16/2018 9:42:00 PM
Another gem from the house of Gauthier haha. Line,doesn't your pen ever run out lol. Tom
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Date: 3/16/2018 9:43:00 PM
I have a good stash of pens, Tom. Don't you worry about it one little bit! Thanks for your lovely visit and comment.
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