Timothy Brumley Poet Limerick

The Aunt Dance

An Italian once courted my Aunt

Who was bitten by ants in his pants

     So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"

     "I got the gonorrhea!"

That's when he learned the frying pan dance!



                            Timothy I. Brumley

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Elizabeth Wesley November 20, 2011 at 7:16 PM Timmy, couldn't he wait for the disease to abate or was his dance but a shimmy? I know I'm silly but what else to do. You sure tackle all forms with style my friend and this is funny! Luv, mmm Lizzie

Linda-Marie Sweetheart August 7, 2010 at 6:14 PM Congrats Timothy on your first place win in the Limerick contest.. good one here my friend..with luv..enjoy..another victorious moment...

Francine Roberts August 7, 2010 at 10:32 AM too cute, congrats on your win

Dr.Ram Mehta August 7, 2010 at 3:50 AM Congrats on the first place win, Timothy

Andrea Dietrich August 6, 2010 at 10:08 PM EXCELLENT. congatulations!

Sidney Hall Mad Poet August 6, 2010 at 12:30 PM Excellent Poem Timothy. Congrats on your win

Joyce Johnson August 6, 2010 at 11:50 AM Very funny. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

John Freeman August 6, 2010 at 11:36 AM Smile, I know what was done with the frying pan! She hit him on the head in one or two ways. I'll explain myself no farther.Agape, Moses

James Fraser August 6, 2010 at 9:47 AM Really funny Limerick Timothy, this was always going to be high on the podium, well done >> James

Ralph Taylor August 6, 2010 at 8:52 AM Congrats, Tim. Nice going. Ralph

Carol Sunshine Brown August 6, 2010 at 8:34 AM Congratulations Tim on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Are You Bugged". Love, Carol

Carolyn Devonshire August 6, 2010 at 8:30 AM First-rate and first place, Tim! Congratulations! Love, Carolyn