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Addams Poems

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Halloweenie Roast
Zotëri Count Dracula
is a terrible, Transylvanian host
Mister Tarantula Fangs serves watered down pâté:
Fermented, sour liver compost

I know, 
because my Planet Terror peep Tarantino
said so

Vladdie’s batty bandë
campy lip sync way too much on the fly
Playing air guitar riffs
that’ll make any party...Read More
Categories: addams, fun, humorous, scary, word play,
Form: Light Verse

The Late Ted Cassidy
He was a terrific actor and his name was Ted Cassidy.
He portrayed Lurch and Thing in The Addams Family.
He decided to be an actor which was a good choice.
He was six-feet-nine tall and he had a deep voice.
He was the...Read More
Categories: addams, celebrity, death, dedication, goodbye, memorial,
Form: Rhyme
Beyond The Pale
Moms beat their children half to death
For scissoring up their best white sheets 
Cutting out two holes for eyes
Ghosts don't really look like that
Damaged linens is the Outer Limits
Is Addams Family crazy beyond the pale
Whiter than white turned gray

Thank you...Read More
Categories: addams, appreciation, children, conflict, crazy, endurance, hair,
Form: Free verse
(Gomez introduces Morticia)

Lurch hears rings.
heavy hands

woman meets Thing.

Thing slaps fives
— under, overs.

Thing snaps,

outdo Thing?
trick Thing?


fluke —
Gomez loves lady’s words.

“jolie femme”
Thing claps!

spicy wench 
first sight — amour

A Little Laughter Five Contest/Edward McCall

American comedy T.V. Show “The Addams Family”
Morticia would...Read More
Categories: addams, america, humor,
Form: Free verse
Sixties sitcom land

Hours of fun, excitement by this anomaly
being a member of the Addams family
I’m Bewitched and I dreamed of Jeannie,
our humble abode on Gilligan's Island, 
also lived our friends The Munsters,
the Beverly Hillbillies and The Brady Bunch,
around the corner lived Denis...Read More
Categories: addams, funny, memory,
Form: Verse

Everybody knows IT.
From the Addams' Family show.
That blond haired creature.
Long locks that flowed.

IT moved like the Darleks.
Trying to kill Dr. Who. 
Which was front, which was back?
No one ever knew.

IT reminds me of my daughters,
with identical coloured hair.
If they were...Read More
Categories: addams, beautiful, children,
Form: Rhyme
Frankie Boy

Frankie boy,
you’re so ghoulishly handsome
with your graveyard tan

My baby boy is
one Munster hunk of a man 
With your strong and cold 
cadaver Addams Family hands

You’re gonna make 
your momma Morticia cry
And wipe the nightshade mascara
from my bloodshot, vampire eyes

Frankie boy,
tighten...Read More
Categories: addams, fun, humorous, parody, word play,
Form: Light Verse
May I Dance With You
May I Dance With You 

Ghouls and the Ghosts are throwing a hoe down.
The killer clowns are having a frightful good time 
as frankenstein flits onto the dance floor. 
The vampires are sat in the corner having a bite. 

Beetlejuice...Read More
Categories: addams, fun,
Form: Free verse
Gone Are The Days
Remember Petticoat Junction?
Perhaps Green Acres too?
I Love Lucy and Carol Burnett,
Just for a laugh or two?

Dick Van Dyke and The Munsters,
Back when the "tube" was fun;
Doris Day and Love That Bob,
Don't forget The Flying Nun

Maxwell Smart was an agent,
We all...Read More
Categories: addams, childhood, memory, nostalgia,
Form: Quatrain
This is Just a List of Sitcom Characters
Florida Evans
Ethel Mertz
Theodore Huxtable
Michael Scott
Mary Albright
Bob Vance 
Dr. Johnny Fever
George Jefferson
Esther Anderson
Mayor Quimby
J.J. Evans 
Lily Aldrin
Lisa Douglas
Gloria Stivic
Uncle Fester
Oliver Wendell Douglas
Arnold Ziffel
Archie Bunker
Gomez Addams
Gomer Pyle
Lord Percy Percy
Grady Wilson
Wally Cleaver...Read More
Categories: addams, allah,
Form: Italian Sonnet

Whenever Morticia Speaks French
Gomez Addams has a very eccentric life.
He has an unusual woman named Morticia for his wife.
Gomez has mannerisms that seem rather mild.
However, when Morticia speaks French, it drives him wild.
He grabs her arm and starts kissing away.
That’s what he does...Read More
Categories: addams, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Paul Benedict

You died at the age of seventy.
People loved to see you as Mister Bentley.
You starred in the Jeffersons and in the Addams Family movie as well.
You even had a small role with...Read More
Categories: addams, death, lossdecember,
Form: Rhyme
I'm Happy When...
I'm happy when....Christy is feeling Hardy....when Heidie buys something she 
enjoys...when Jack reeds all the good comments on his work...when Ruby's Mets 
win...when Patricia laughs at the movie "The Addams family Tree"...when Sandra 
cruises the Hudson in her beautiful new...Read More
Categories: addams, family, happiness, inspirational, on writing and words,
Form: List