Yorkshire Pudding Poems - Poems about Yorkshire Pudding

New Menu at Milton Creek's Aces Restaurant

...*** Notice to the residents of Milton Creek ***

Tom serves as mayor. never complaining, so he gets what he requests 
No blood in his steak, apple pie with sweet cream. Aces cooks that meal
to pe...

My Last Meal

...If l had to choose my last meal in prison
What would it be
I don’t even have to think about it
As I know exactly

A huge roast beef dinner
With meat tender as can be
With crisp roast spuds and...

A Rubbing of Hands

...Elsie, Lucy, Olive, this small boy's remarkable old aunts.
Oh, how they rubbed their hands.
But with glee or sorrow? Or even anger?

Elsie had a strict-looking expression - 
when not rubbing her...

Sunday Lunch

...Traditional Sunday lunch
Of a forties child-
Mother's succulent roast beef
With Yorkshire pudding,
Gravy,spuds,carrots,
Cauliflower.
Cheese !



Copyright © Brian Strand | Year Posted 2007...

Gluttons For Punishment

...It shouldn't come as a surprise,
That gluttony is on the rise, 
When TV 's are turned back on just after Sunrise,
To watch batter for Yorkshire pudding in the oven to rise.

Yet I wonder if it i...

What Is the Order

...I get up to the sound of drilling, banging and speeding cars with sleepy passengers shouting, “a who did a give the order,” and the fading response of another passenger “ a the woman with the laptop ...

Bog Off - Another Poop Poem

...When Sunday dinner is through
There’s something you must not do
Don’t flush Yorkshire Pudding
It could cause bad flooding
In toilets - wee paper or pooh!

Inspired by story on Sky N...

Fourth of July

...For every burger we consume,
Each hot dog we are chomping,
We should remember on this day
The Redcoats we were tromping.

For every icy beer we chug,
Each ear of corn we're biting,
We have to ...

Grandmas Rocking Chair

...GRANDMA’S ROCKING CHAIR  Pt 1
 
Grandma sits in her rocking chair,
Wisps of silver in her hair.
She sits me on her voluptuous lap,
As tales of yore she does recap.
 
Id touch the whiskers on h...

Puddings

...Jam roly poly, treacle sponge
And sticky toffee pudding head the top of my list
But apple pie, rhubarb crumble
Or a decent cheesecake are hard to resist

Banana splits, eclairs or brownies
Dump...

Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding

...Pub in Yorkshire with stout and ale aplenty. 
Red faces sweating with alcohol's influence. 
Singing fine songs in reverie and ecstasy. 
Salivating at arrival of that succulent essence. 

Tender ...

A Fine Feast

...First, I start with soup and bread: 
A lentil porridge,
And then turkey breast and veg
With Yorkshire pudding -
Plenty of gravy -
Washed down with
Ale!


For Andrea’s Make me Drool with Epul...

Thanks For the Memory

...In the ancient city of York 
My friends and I have been for a walk
Studying a little Viking history 
Instead of returning to the car
We decided to visit a bar 
That's when a nice American couple...

I Want My Dinner

...Dripping doorsteps or bubble and squeak
I ate so much I couldn't speak
Apple pie and clotted cream 
Used to make my taste buds scream.

Home made parkin or treacle toffee
Steaming mugs of dads ...

A Surprise Visit From Santa

...'Twas Christmas Eve and cheer abounded in the humble English cottage!
The olde house rang with joy since the children knew with certain knowledge,
That Santa and his reindeer would drop by for a visi...

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