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https://news.sky.com/story/drains-blocked-after-yorkshire-puddings-flushed-down-toilet-in-ipswich-11646787

When Sunday dinner is through There’s something you must not do Don’t flush Yorkshire Pudding It could cause bad flooding In toilets - wee paper or pooh! Inspired by story on Sky News - you know me guys I just couldn't turn down the opportunity to do a limerick! 2/24/19

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Jack Horne

Date: 2/28/2019 1:09:00 PM

LOL, had a good chuckle at this, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2019 4:51:00 PM

thanks Jack if I make folk smile and forget their troubles for a while that is great:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/27/2019 10:48:00 AM

OK. When in Yorkshire, don't flush the pudding! Can that evolve into an expression of some sort, like 'When in Rome, do as the Romans do.' … Here in the US of A, we say (at high schools and colleges): Flush twice; it's a long way to the kitchen. LOL. :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2019 11:25:00 AM

ha ha ha love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/25/2019 1:01:00 PM

Just reading the title started me laughing, Jan! You have such a great sense of humor. Enjoyed so much, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2019 11:25:00 AM

Thanks Carolyn:-) I am so glad you liked the title:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 2/25/2019 7:37:00 AM

Ha! LOL Love it!..........pat

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2019 11:24:00 AM

thanks Pat:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 2/25/2019 3:12:00 AM

ha ha I love Yorkshire pudding, wont see me wasting any!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2019 11:24:00 AM

Nor me but then again if my MIL was still alive I might have been tempted to ditch them lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May

Date: 2/24/2019 7:04:00 PM

LOL, to funny! You are really getting good at pooping out poems about poop JAN

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 7:12:00 PM

lol I can pop out poop any time night or day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/24/2019 3:38:00 PM

haha. Keep the poo flowing!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 5:38:00 PM

lol you know me Andrea I can't resist lol:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 2/24/2019 2:10:00 PM

Ooh, fortunately, I've not had that problem with it and it is rather tasty, especially with my favorite jam.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 3:37:00 PM

I prefer it with roast beef mustard and gravy but it would never get thrown down the loo lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/24/2019 2:03:00 PM

- Everything can be fixed with a vacuum pump, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 3:36:00 PM

lol Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/24/2019 1:24:00 PM

Not plunging into that pudding! Always have a roll ready for such emerge~n~cies!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 3:36:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/24/2019 12:35:00 PM

Crapper invented the 'loo and people have used it as a garbage disposal ever since. But I recall an incident in Merthyr Tydfil where a chap pulled the chain and the entire water trough came down on his head, killing him instantly, thus clogging the "can" so no one else could use it. Vengeance is mine saith the 'loo? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 3:35:00 PM

OUCH! thanks for that story Rico!:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/24/2019 11:42:00 AM

Haha Jan, amazing what folk put down the loo, it all adds to the fatbergs lol. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 12:16:00 PM

Yeuk aren't pics of the fatbergs gross, got to feel for the guys that remove them:-( hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 2/24/2019 11:35:00 AM

I cannot wait to read your entire novel Jan. And you can only guess where I will be reading it.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 12:15:00 PM

lol Caren one day I will produce a book of my poop poems from soup will have to call it poetry to read on the can lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 2/24/2019 10:15:00 AM

Just another clever crapper, loved it....

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 12:14:00 PM

You know me Charlie I can't resist writing a poop poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx