Lovely weather for Dunners' ducks

Lovely weather for Dunners' ducks (tongue in cheek peek at Dunedin's historic deluge) "Stares upstairs.. Angels’ weeing above.. Be a good chap.. Show some love bruv.. Turn off the tap.. ***** No refuge from the subterfuge of the deluge.. Parched sandbag phalanxes.. Ranks marching in flanks.. Arching across busted banks.. Quaffing..scoffing..downpour spanks.. ********** Disbelief at the leisurely river Leith.. Despairing at it baring...glaring..teeth Hurling....haring to unsheaf grief.. Mischief rashly unfurling… Brashly whirling beneath. Bawdry..tawdry thief... ****** Baffled..can't they see...squiffy South D in a jiffy downed.. Snaffled..drowned and raffled to the sea.. Don't they care...iffy white caps slaps..won't perhaps spare even sniffy.. Snooty..spiffy St Clair.. **** This rain ruckus.. pluvial palaver... Whichever not whatever... It totally sucks.. Planet forever in.. Fluvial flummoxed flux.. Tis rather lovely weather.. Though for Dunedin's ducks.."