Best Witty Poems

Witty darkness spread her arms
talking in colored tongues
she opened her blanket wide
and covered everyone
warm, cool, calm, soothing
what a great feeling!

Her breath was life
even where light migrated
promises were prophetic
even if she was no prophet
deeds full of kindness
even if she was not an angel

But wind blew without...

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~Nancy Kay Lee~
(1712-1752)
Boston, Massachusetts 

Herein lies a lady by the name of Nancy Kay Lee
Who just climbed a very tall tree.
A twig caught up her dress 'round 
And she just fell all the way down.


Dorian Petersen Potter
Ladydp2000
Copyright@2014

10.4.2014...

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I once met an psychic Gypsy
Who warned me not to get tipsy
I always got drunk
But who would have thunk
I'd end up in Mrs. Shipsea*

*Mississippi?...

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Run with fine pun
Fun in the sun


Ploy works fond toy
Joy meets small boy


Know fun that shows
Grow where change flows


Spice up the nice
Dice that stray vice


Stake what you make
Shake out the fake


Dread halts the spread
Dead lines feel dead


Wit in sure bits
Fit in swift grit


Mine in odd...

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Herein lies Cornelius Gus Huss 
Who wanted more muscles and then plus 
Til one day he had more of his "juice". 
It killed him when he combined it with booze! 



Dorian Petersen Potter 
aka ladydp2000 
copyright@2011


September,24,2014 ...

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Sir Calbot NewGate
(1214-1262)
Scotland


Here lies a cheater by the name of Sir Calbot NewGate.
He was caught cheating with a young maiden called Kate.
His mad wife just pushed him into a moat
And he drowned for being a nasty old goat.


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright2014

10.3.2014...

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My T.V. just left, said he was
Gonna go out and catch a real movie...
Those on T.V. stations have grown too trite,
My refrigerator told me,
He ain't letting me in no more...
At least till I drop 20...
I guess I'm a frightful sight...

Things are seemingly becoming,
So very, very...

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Protruding eyes turn around; ball in socket.
It just jumped out of Dad’s coat pocket!
Visibly disturbed, it is not to lose its wit.
A new shelter it must find in grooves, sunlit.

Catch it! It fools us leaving its tail behind
to make a clean escape, leaving us blind.
Try...

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Let's say we have capitulated 
yes, let's say we have succumbed
to their whimsical naivété and inane wisdom
Let us assume that it is all phoney
that it is a bogus hoax-filled folklore
We shall now pretend that we have been beguiled by such marvelous
exercise of ludicrous folly
Such bombardment...

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Forbidden nectar taste so sweet 
She smiles as I play in her garden of eden 
Her lips pucker anxiously, but her face remains completely still 
Body grabs have escalated dramatically 
Slow and steady has transitioned into aggressively rapid 
She is the completion of a strenuous...

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Most people are easily bent out of shape
Like Paperclips
Because they can't hold it together
Like Paperclips
My words are weapons so I lock & load
My Paper Clips
I bet your two cents is worth less 
Than a Paperclip...

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I met a lovely lady and her name was Pretty, 
I wanted her badly so I had to be witty, 
She now resides in my mind, 
Our lives forever entwined, 
Now the song in my heart is this here little ditty....

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I’ve never really needed ice cream,

just the mention and other’s eyes beam!

Ate a spoonful with such ease,

then my eyes bugged from brain freeze! 

I’d rather sit back and watch y’all scream!


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I am dying and that's fine

                                 Because You are also dying 

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Heading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men, 
In search of a stable.

Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able.
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