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Best Witty Poems

Below are the all-time best Witty poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of witty poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member The Days That Brought Me Here
I thought I would go backwards
Into my uncertain
My awkward
The days of my wondering
What will I be when I grow up?
Will I ever grow up?
Is everyone...

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Categories: witty, introspection,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Voice of Poetry
Adorable, enticing as beauteous glance,
Engaging, evocative as a ballet dance
Luring passions flaunting moody stance;
Poetry is music strumming from heart,
Lyrics of life emblazoned in poetic art.

It’s...

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Categories: witty, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Be a Flame
Burning candle
tells a tale of
pure selfless life


Be such a flame
let your aim be
to tame darkness.




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A Than-Bauk, conventionally a witty saying or epigram, is a three...

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© Kash Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: witty, allegory, inspirational,
Form: Than-Bauk
Premium Member Poetry Soup Heroes For Contest
To single out special people on soup is such a hard task
So many people have helped me, so it’s a really big ask


I discovered on...

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Categories: witty, angel, for her, for
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Got Your Message
65 minutes reduced to 120 seconds

Bright lit room
White glossy tone with flowery curtains
Upon window's darkened vision

Your radiance emanated in celebratory gesture
As my eyes fell in...

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Categories: witty, girlfriend-boyfriend, lost love, love,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Lindamarie the Sweetheartof P S
~ Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P. S. ~

When it comes to a friendly hi!
One of the best poetry, hearts we can't deny!

Our Sweetheart Linda Marie
No...

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Categories: witty, addiction, beach, beautiful, care,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member In the Dark of the Strand
Marquees are bright with neon lights, where crowds line up for movie night
Holding hands, we're in 'The Strand'. The velvet carpet guides us in

Popcorn smokes,...

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Categories: witty, dark, film, history, military,
Form: Free verse
Caught By a Train
I was caught by a train yesterday

I hear people say
this often in exasperation
exaggerated tones
with over-dramatic groans
as if the train somehow
physically captured them
in its large mechanical...

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Categories: witty, appreciation, art, imagery, inspiration,
Form: Free verse
My Poetry Gal Pal, My Best Buddy
My best buddy, a blessed, blue butterfly
Cute, cool and colorful… kind and creative
She’s got wild words with wings to fly
She’s a darling dame, I’m highly...

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Categories: witty, dedication, friendship
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Bloodstone, the Raven and Master Poe, Part One of Three
The Bloodstone, The Raven And Master Poe,
Part One


The ancient stone, here Raven bled
Cursed and flew away alone
To follow the dark and make its night-bed
Unholy accursed...

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Categories: witty, art, dark, evil, gothic,
Form: Rhyme
Who Are Those Funny Poets
Who are those funny poets





Be it Jack Ellison or Jan Allison,
their witty pens invariably giggle,
Eileen's passionate words set ablaze
Dave's love lyrics urge us to dance.
While...

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Categories: witty, beauty, fun,
Form: Verse
You
You are a girl with dreams.
 A girl with passion and ambition
. A girl who goes crazy over little things. But combats the worst situations...

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Categories: witty, 12th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Charisma
Witty
Brave
Brilliant
Charming
Charismatic
Hypnotic smile
With sense of humor

I’m always up
For an intellectual massage
If you’re offering



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on June 26, 2019 for contest YOUR CHOICE LIGHT VERSE...

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Categories: witty, beautiful, crush, fantasy, fun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Freedom of Poetry
An appeal of poetry
is its lack of rules...

though not to be loose
as a plucked goose – 

without bare essentials
for flight

struts of logic,
living words
that excite with...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: witty, addiction, blessing, freedom, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Tribute To a Super Souper
We’ve been asked to choose our favourite poet,
that’s such a tough task, and don’t I know it!
 
There’s so much talent in our poetry group,
I’ve made...

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Categories: witty, friend, poetess, tribute,
Form: Couplet

Book: Shattered Sighs