Wheaties Poems - Poems about Wheaties

... Wheaties in beer to start the day Off to work I stumble and sway Cocktail at noon to set the stage For the nap I need ‘due to age’ Double martini at 5:05 Reflexes take ......Read the rest...

...I just won a medal I wasn’t in a war I think it’s made of gold I don’t know what it’s for. I’m shocked at what it weighs. They threw me a parade I got an honorary degree Jimmy Fallon had me ......Read the rest...

...Cheerios lacks sugar Alphabet cereal needs marshmallows A wise one invents Lucky Charms I eat all the colorful marshmallows out of it too Wheaties and Raisin Bran are awful. Daddy eats them I......Read the rest...

...Spotted deer with a bit of flash We see him, his antlers all tall and brash. I try to make an assumption, but do not want to be rash. I have a feeling a rich relative has left him a bit of cash. ......Read the rest...

...Where are my old white corsets Right next to your candy cigarettes Hey! We didn't get today's edition of 'Grit' It's canceled. They use bad words now like 'Guck' and 'Spit' Oh, and I can'......Read the rest...

...Now I’m not a guy likes to dunk, But this overseas backboard is junk. For the costs I’ve incurred, I should beat Larry Byrd, Or hit a three-pointer, I’d thunk. See, the front of the rim always......Read the rest...

...Some days I have a Wheaties breakfast With strawberries and milk; I love the way it turns pink. Other days I am in a hot warm cupcake sort of mood. I warm one up in the microwave and add frosting......Read the rest...

...She’s a cereal killer She chomps the Wheaties into bits She’s a cereal killer But please let’s not have any fits. She masticates harder than most She’s a killer of breads Does serious damage ......Read the rest...

...9/8/16 Are you a Mac user or PC? Do you prefer Justin's or Reese's? A few times, I saw the movie "E.T." And I once slept in a teepee Shouldn't be sleazy Or greedy Got to get after ......Read the rest...

...Wearing Great Smelling Deodorant From Trump each and every word We heard from him was totally absurd After hearing him came to conclusion Was optical illusion in mental institution. With wha......Read the rest...

...A lady named Jane was really well known For her ability to mumble and loudly moan While eating her Wheaties With beans and wienies A weird kinda lassie, very strange to the bone © Ja......Read the rest...

...Bruce Jenner, Wheaties Winner Can you imagine Bruce Jenner being a Wheaties winner Becoming a women wanting to be much thinner With quite a fine, attractive, adorable face Wearing dress, high h......Read the rest...

...Cereal Killer The story of his life a made for TV thriller. Title in blood red life of a cereal killer. He don’t want no fried eggs or peanut butter toast. He killed a box of grape nuts on......Read the rest...

...Mornings My five-year-old son Wheaties on his cheeks Draws yellow flowers on my paycheck stubs. When a grey cloud blocks the sun He shakes his spoon at it, threatening extinction And casts a fi......Read the rest...

...If I go a whole day without my Wheaties I'm miserable, grumpy and mean My Wheaties are really the only thing Between me and a very bad scene Beat up little kiddies but they must be little Li......Read the rest...