Corsets and Candy Cigarettes

Where are my old white corsets Right next to your candy cigarettes Hey! We didn't get today's edition of 'Grit' It's canceled. They use bad words now like 'Guck' and 'Spit' Oh, and I can't seem to find my orange Pez dispenser I threw it out. They've proved that Pez causes cancer By the way, have you seen the Sunday funnies They're a no-go, ever since they canceled 'Pogo' You know I've got two tickets for the Brooklyn Dodgers Ha, ha, ha! Even Sandy Koufax is just an old codger Then I'm going cruising in my new Studebaker --with that benchwarmer from the Minneapolis Lakers? Before I forget, don't throw away my bottle of royal blue ink Ball point pens been around since '38, sister, even in pink So you shan't think me old-fashioned, I just bought a brand-new TV! -Yeah, a nine-inch black-and-white with vacuum tubes that smile at me But I paid for it with five million Wheaties box tops! That's crazy... I think I'll start collecting used lemon drops...