Short Wheaties Poems
Short Wheaties Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Wheaties by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Wheaties by length and keyword.
Thomas Edison
Thomas Alva Edison
Drank milk instead of medicine.
He died of diabetes -
Should have had his milk with Wheaties!...
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Categories:
wheaties, people,
Form:
Clerihew
A Lady Named Jane
A lady named Jane was really well known
For her ability to mumble and loudly moan
While eating her Wheaties
With beans and wienies
A weird kinda lassie, very strange to the bone
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
wheaties, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Reliability Illustrated
Wheaties in beer to start the day
Off to work I stumble and sway
Cocktail at noon to set the stage
For the nap I need ‘due to age’
Double martini at 5:05
Reflexes take a nosedive
Night cap at 11:10 p.m.
Wake up tomorrow
~ do it all over again
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Categories:
wheaties, drink, sleep, work,
Form:
Couplet
Cereal Musings
Cheerios lacks sugar
Alphabet cereal needs marshmallows
A wise one invents Lucky Charms
I eat all the colorful marshmallows out of it too
Wheaties and Raisin Bran are awful.
Daddy eats them
I have no idea how
Is there a sugar swamp in the bottom of his bowl?
In the winter we have Cream of Wheat
Malt-o-Meal
Coco Puffs
Nothing is special about Special K...
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Categories:
wheaties, food,
Form:
Light Verse
She Is a Cereal Killer
She’s a cereal killer
She chomps the Wheaties into bits
She’s a cereal killer
But please let’s not have any fits.
She masticates harder than most
She’s a killer of breads
Does serious damage to cinnamon toast
She’s the one of whom nightmares dread.
She’s a cereal killer
All the way up and down the kitchen
Now that you’ve been warned,
Please stop your annoying b…………………....
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Categories:
wheaties, 10th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Light Verse
Spotted Deer With a Bit of Flash
Spotted deer with a bit of flash
We see him, his antlers all tall and brash.
I try to make an assumption, but do not want to be rash.
I have a feeling a rich relative has left him a bit of cash.
The spotted deer takes off with a flipped tail and dash.
I crunch up my Wheaties with a wicked spoon smash.
From the bonfire there is one last ash.
As soon as it is drowned, I take off with my cousin Nash....
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Categories:
wheaties, animal,
Form:
Monorhyme
Mornings
Mornings
My five-year-old son
Wheaties on his cheeks
Draws yellow flowers on my paycheck stubs.
When a grey cloud blocks the sun
He shakes his spoon at it, threatening extinction
And casts a fierce accusation my way.
Through holes of dreams
I maneuver escapes in the old Ford
Pick up hitchhikers who wear glasses.
Then summer takes a wet turn.
Dandelions, top-heavy, stagger
In the grass that needs cutting....
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Categories:
wheaties, anger, anxiety, appreciation, car, child, father, work,
Form:
Free verse