Hoops and Hops

Now I’m not a guy likes to dunk,
But this overseas backboard is junk.
For the costs I’ve incurred,
I should beat Larry Byrd,
Or hit a three-pointer, I’d thunk.

See, the front of the rim always droops,
And that makes it hard to play hoops.
Plus, the pole is too short;
it provides little sport
unless you’re a dwarf with the stoops.

But take heart and don’t ever fear!
Add hops to your hoops to bring cheer.
The more Hefeweizen,
The more you will wisen;
I’m a genius this time of year.

It’s not like you’re better; you’re not.
Just be happy that you forgot.
It’s bold and it’s yeasty,
so drink up your Wheaties.
Stop trying those darned three point shots!

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FIRST PLACE WINNER For the Sad Backboards And German Hefeweizens Poetry Contest Sponsored by Matt Caliri Written on 04/17/2022

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Date: 10/6/2022 5:48:00 PM
Just reading back over past contests,Jeff: You nailed this one with style. Some contests I am just stumped on. Good for you for winning.SuZ
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 10/6/2022 5:56:00 PM
That was a pretty narrow topic, eh? Lol, had fun with it, thanks!
Date: 5/25/2022 9:00:00 AM
Beautiful illustration of the board. Congratulations!
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Date: 5/23/2022 9:24:00 PM
Congrats getting first place in my contest!
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 5/24/2022 3:17:00 AM
Ha, thanks, Matt! Fun topic
Date: 5/14/2022 4:24:00 PM
An amusing piece, Jeff, much enjoyed my friend, Aloha~William
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Date: 4/17/2022 7:36:00 PM
I haven't seen the contest, but this is sure one spirited entry. Go for it, Larry. ~ Best wishes, Magic Man
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