Hoops and Hops

Now I’m not a guy likes to dunk, But this overseas backboard is junk. For the costs I’ve incurred, I should beat Larry Byrd, Or hit a three-pointer, I’d thunk. See, the front of the rim always droops, And that makes it hard to play hoops. Plus, the pole is too short; it provides little sport unless you’re a dwarf with the stoops. But take heart and don’t ever fear! Add hops to your hoops to bring cheer. The more Hefeweizen, The more you will wisen; I’m a genius this time of year. It’s not like you’re better; you’re not. Just be happy that you forgot. It’s bold and it’s yeasty, so drink up your Wheaties. Stop trying those darned three point shots! ————— FIRST PLACE WINNER For the Sad Backboards And German Hefeweizens Poetry Contest Sponsored by Matt Caliri Written on 04/17/2022