Wearing Great Smelling Deodorant

Wearing Great Smelling Deodorant

From Trump each and every word
We heard from him was totally absurd
After hearing him came to conclusion
Was optical illusion in mental institution.

With what he wore would try to impress
And also occasionally he tried to abscess
Worldly woman he wanted to have been 
But in female bathroom didn't let him in.

What did it take to be an Olympic winner
On Wheaties box by name of Bruce Jenner
Who was playing a role about his anonymity
Wanting to be Jane who was a cute calamity.

I did determined that things may not differ
When I was being a good wiffer of her
Made no difference where he or she went
Were distinguished by desirable deodorant. 

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 3/28/2016 8:54:00 PM
oh my, more silliness, Jim!! You are gonna have a heyday with Trump all summer!!!
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Date: 3/29/2016 1:39:00 PM
Can't imagine what we are going to do without him or his wife either for that matter. Hope you liked my lighthouse poem. Jim Horn
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