James Horn Poet Couplet

Bruce Jenner, Wheaties Winner

Bruce Jenner, Wheaties Winner

Can you imagine Bruce Jenner being a Wheaties winner
Becoming a women wanting to be much thinner
With quite a fine, attractive, adorable face
Wearing dress, high heels and blouse with lace. 

What is world turning these confusing days
All of the many surprising ways of seeking praise
For child what kind of example is this setting
Trying to determine sex and fooling around and fretting.

Same sexes to each other now may be married to
A popular past time in church is becoming true
So what if Adam and Eve had both been gay?
None of us never ever would be here today.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

So if you are a man who changes sexes, you get 
to ride around in $180,000 Porsche not a Lexus.
You might even have your own Television show
Because of the influential people that you know.
Will he even start his/her own religion Us weird
Episcopalians do accept same sex marriages and
have female priests and deacons. How about you?
PS needs a gay category I am beginning to believe.

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Lara Wash August 9, 2015 at 4:08 PM James this poem speaks volumes about various lifestyles. I'm a firm believer that we can agree to disagree. "So what if Adam and Eve had both been gay? None of us never ever would be here today." This is true and I don't believe in walking on glass just to appease others. Freedom expresses itself well. We all see the world through different lenses James Horn August 9, 2015 at 8:08 PM There are a lot of reasons we might say something. We might not necessarily agree with them though and are tresting the water which I often do. Jim Horn

Andrea Dietrich August 4, 2015 at 8:16 AM This is kind of funny and I understand this one of yours, Jim. However, I do not like what you insinuate about gays. (transgenders are in a much different category than gays too, and I have much empathy for many of them). This is in response to "how about you?" You are Episcopalian? I have some respect for that religion if they accept gay marriages! James Horn August 4, 2015 at 10:50 PM What I write is not necessarily what I believe. I write things to attract attention like about gays. My 14 years old grandson just told me he was. My response was, "So." Things happen that we have no control over and there isn't anything we can do about it, Right? Glad we are corresponding again. They also have female priests. Jim Horn