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A Lady Named Jane

A lady named Jane was really well known
For her ability to mumble and loudly moan
While eating her Wheaties
With beans and wienies
A weird kinda lassie, very strange to the bone


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal September 27, 2015 at 3:47 PM Funny and clever one! Always, Laura Jack Ellison September 27, 2015 at 5:54 PM Is there no limit to this man's silliness!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Judy Konos September 16, 2015 at 4:02 PM Oh a contest about Jane the mundane! Last seen making out with Mark Twain! Jack Ellison September 17, 2015 at 7:01 AM There ya go, you're in the swing of it!!! But making out with Mark Twain????? LOL xxx

Tim Smith September 16, 2015 at 1:34 PM Strange food treats for you and me...a staple in Janeies diet you see...she is unique...not the average girl you seek....y go ahead, take your shot, Jackie...lol....good day sir Jack-eh Jack Ellison September 17, 2015 at 7:00 AM Jackie-eh here wishing you a super duper sunshiny day!!!

Carol Eastman September 16, 2015 at 11:46 AM Lady Jane sounds rather silly... Does she also like chille?... She must not have been very frilly... This unusual filly... I like chilli, wienies, and beanie... But not together, REALLY! Jack Ellison September 16, 2015 at 12:04 PM A bit weird doncha think!!! LOL xxx

Joel Thornton September 16, 2015 at 11:14 AM Nicely done funny, entertaining, and clever. Good write. Jack Ellison September 16, 2015 at 11:20 AM Don'y know where me head was when I wrote this one!!!! LOL

Michael Tor September 16, 2015 at 8:48 AM Jack I could hear her loud moans from here. Do me a favor ask her to quiet down. Lol. Shes got a strange craving for Wheaties and wienies have to start my morning with your humor. (Ha ha ha. Keep it up.) Gee that rhymes.. lol Jack Ellison September 16, 2015 at 10:54 AM Now, see how easy it is! Just gotta think funky! LOL