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A Lady Named Jane

A lady named Jane was really well known
For her ability to mumble and loudly moan
While eating her Wheaties
With beans and wienies
A weird kinda lassie, very strange to the bone


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal Date: 9/27/2015 3:47:00 PM Funny and clever one! Always, Laura Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/27/2015 5:54:00 PM Is there no limit to this man's silliness!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Judy Konos Date: 9/16/2015 4:02:00 PM Oh a contest about Jane the mundane! Last seen making out with Mark Twain! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/17/2015 7:01:00 AM There ya go, you're in the swing of it!!! But making out with Mark Twain????? LOL xxx

Tim Smith Date: 9/16/2015 1:34:00 PM Strange food treats for you and me...a staple in Janeies diet you see...she is unique...not the average girl you seek....y go ahead, take your shot, Jackie...lol....good day sir Jack-eh Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/17/2015 7:00:00 AM Jackie-eh here wishing you a super duper sunshiny day!!!

Carol Eastman Date: 9/16/2015 11:46:00 AM Lady Jane sounds rather silly... Does she also like chille?... She must not have been very frilly... This unusual filly... I like chilli, wienies, and beanie... But not together, REALLY! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/16/2015 12:04:00 PM A bit weird doncha think!!! LOL xxx

Joel Thornton Date: 9/16/2015 11:14:00 AM Nicely done funny, entertaining, and clever. Good write. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/16/2015 11:20:00 AM Don'y know where me head was when I wrote this one!!!! LOL

Michael Tor Date: 9/16/2015 8:48:00 AM Jack I could hear her loud moans from here. Do me a favor ask her to quiet down. Lol. Shes got a strange craving for Wheaties and wienies have to start my morning with your humor. (Ha ha ha. Keep it up.) Gee that rhymes.. lol Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/16/2015 10:54:00 AM Now, see how easy it is! Just gotta think funky! LOL