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A Lady Named Jane

A lady named Jane was really well known For her ability to mumble and loudly moan While eating her Wheaties With beans and wienies A weird kinda lassie, very strange to the bone © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 9/27/2015 3:47:00 PM

Funny and clever one! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/27/2015 5:54:00 PM

Is there no limit to this man's silliness!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Judy Konos

Date: 9/16/2015 4:02:00 PM

Oh a contest about Jane the mundane! Last seen making out with Mark Twain!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/17/2015 7:01:00 AM

There ya go, you're in the swing of it!!! But making out with Mark Twain????? LOL xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 9/16/2015 1:34:00 PM

Strange food treats for you and me...a staple in Janeies diet you see...she is unique...not the average girl you seek....y go ahead, take your shot, Jackie...lol....good day sir Jack-eh

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/17/2015 7:00:00 AM

Jackie-eh here wishing you a super duper sunshiny day!!!

Carol Eastman

Date: 9/16/2015 11:46:00 AM

Lady Jane sounds rather silly... Does she also like chille?... She must not have been very frilly... This unusual filly... I like chilli, wienies, and beanie... But not together, REALLY!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/16/2015 12:04:00 PM

A bit weird doncha think!!! LOL xxx

Joel Thornton

Date: 9/16/2015 11:14:00 AM

Nicely done funny, entertaining, and clever. Good write.

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/16/2015 11:20:00 AM

Don'y know where me head was when I wrote this one!!!! LOL

Michael Tor

Date: 9/16/2015 8:48:00 AM

Jack I could hear her loud moans from here. Do me a favor ask her to quiet down. Lol. Shes got a strange craving for Wheaties and wienies have to start my morning with your humor. (Ha ha ha. Keep it up.) Gee that rhymes.. lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/16/2015 10:54:00 AM

Now, see how easy it is! Just gotta think funky! LOL