She Is a Cereal Killer

She’s a cereal killer
She chomps the Wheaties into bits
She’s a cereal killer
But please let’s not have any fits.

She masticates harder than most
She’s a killer of breads
Does serious damage to cinnamon toast
She’s the one of whom nightmares dread.

She’s a cereal killer
All the way up and down the kitchen
Now that you’ve been warned,
Please stop your annoying b………………….
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Rigoler Avatar
August 17, 2020 at 5:40 PM
The only cereal I eat now that old age has overtaken me is bran, and for reasons too obvious. / M
Faulkner Avatar
August 16, 2020 at 1:25 PM
As long as she cleans up after herself, I won't b....
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August 16, 2020 at 4:43 PM
I appreciate it.
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