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Bruce Jenner, Wheaties Winner
Bruce Jenner, Wheaties Winner

Can you imagine Bruce Jenner being a Wheaties winner
Becoming a women wanting to be much thinner
With quite a fine, attractive, adorable face
Wearing dress, high heels and blouse with lace. 

What is world turning these confusing days
All of the many surprising ways of...

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Categories: wheaties, allegory, analogy,
Form: Couplet

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