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Cereal Killer

Cereal Killer The story of his life a made for TV thriller. Title in blood red life of a cereal killer. He don’t want no fried eggs or peanut butter toast. He killed a box of grape nuts once but he don’t like to boast. He has Wheaties for his breakfast Cheerios for his lunch. For a mid day snack he likes Captain Crunch. He don’t want a T-bone he don’t want French silk. Corn flakes and some sugar in a great big bowl of milk. Along about suppertime as he hides from the cops. Sitting in the shadows munching sugar pops. He don’t mean to scare you sometimes he behaves. Even when it’s boo berry or Count Chocula he craves. He’s no threat to society at a table or a booth. He’s just a cereal killer with a really bad sweet tooth. From early dawn til after dusk he’s never gonna stop. You hear him in his kitchen going snap crackle and pop! Edwin C Hofert

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 5/3/2015 9:23:00 PM
sounds like me lol enjoyed, :) SKAT love
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Edwin Hofert
Date: 5/4/2015 2:14:00 AM
LOL Thank you SKAT. Captain Crunch Peanut Butter for me LOL. God bless Ed
Date: 4/13/2015 12:41:00 PM
Really funny Edwin! Enjoyed it and would like to see more like this!
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Edwin Hofert
Date: 4/13/2015 1:05:00 PM
As you wish! :) Thank you!
Date: 4/13/2015 12:29:00 PM
ha ha ha the title pulled me in and I wasn't disappointed Edwin - great humour:-) Hugs jan xx
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Edwin Hofert
Date: 4/13/2015 1:06:00 PM
:) Awesome! Thank you Jan.
Date: 4/13/2015 12:17:00 PM
LOL! It's funny! Glad to have read this today...:)
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