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Blessed Are The Stupid

From scratching a living, 
    mighty civilisations rose.
The first idiot 
    to get on the back of a horse knows
more than all 
    the philosophers pontificating.

The stupid step forward 
    while everyone else is waiting.
Thankfully, 
    the smartest could never persuade
the foolish from all 
    the bad decisions they made.

Premium Member STREAMING SERIOUS STUPIDITY

STREAMING SERIOUS STUPIDITY
           
                         Stupid Is,
           As Stupid Be;            
          With Tears, 
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Expired Uses

Removal of the orient gleam of
an ephemeral existence.

The Constrict persistent,
a secure suffocation.

To suffer in gasping provocation.
Null proclimation, writhe.

Grade A exasperation,
desperate for lung expansion.

Consumed by a jaw unhinged
and sealed in
scale-tight enzyme digestion.

Allowed self-doubt to
let myself 
down,
this road
I
led myself 
down.
Inhale freshwater,
I
held myself
down.

Becoming a defenseless lure,
helpless and approachable.

Grace never held her hand out.
Regrettable rational, internal dialogue
soured by stupidity.

Remedial action, to focus on discrepancies.

Mocked by the laughing flatulence expulsion.
Giggles to self as motor function falters.

Off to nowhere, cease feeling weather.
A headless chicken or lamb to slaughter?
We brought ourselves out here.
Neanderthal deliverance service.
Severed head, served on a bedrock platter,

apple-gagged,

toothless banter.


Bless if stupidity be

Of three things you need for happiness--
Be stupid, healthy, hail selfishness,
But if not so stupid
It may not help indeed,
So, better bless your foolishness.
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Happenings | 30.01.2026 | bliss, happiness, humour, stupidity, limerick
Note: Based on the doctrine of happiness by Gustavo Flaubert. Who proves this so vividly in present-day politics? It’s not so hard to guess.

Champion of Stupidity

He promised greatness.
He delivered noise.

He spoke of peace—
and scattered it into violence.

A ruler is measured
by order.
He governs by disorder.

Each word escapes
before understanding arrives.

He mistakes volume for authority.
Fame for command.

He believes the state
is a stage,
and leadership a role.

But nations are not films.
And power does not applaud.

Allies withdraw quietly.
Even folly has a limit.

For he who wishes to be obeyed
must first know
how to command himself.

Wealth crowned him,
but wisdom never followed.

Gold does not govern.
Humility does.

The people were promised protection.
They received confusion.

A single man
can weaken a great house
when vanity replaces counsel.

History will not ask
how loud he was—
but how much he damaged.

And future tongues will whisper:
Not a tyrant.
Not a genius.

Only
a champion
of stupidity.

Premium Member Where did I put my rose coloured glasses?

Zero tolerance for stupid nonsense.
Please tell me I'm wrong and misunderstanding.
I'm trying to stay optimistic.



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: 2nd place 2026


Warriors

Mothers don't let your children
grow up to be soldiers
and march off to battle
without remorse or of course
a thought of regret
to get in the way
boys playing follow the leader
'We're only following orders'
the young may say
yet greed and stupidity
is the name of the game
either for land or in God's name
history has taught nothing
on judging it seems
and trudging behind the herd
in a word
it's 'insane'
but what if the Generals held a war
and on the day
nobody came

Premium Member All for peace'

Australia last year donated guns..Held by the goverment
Just token in the sum..Even pistols anything you can
Think..While its own citizens can't even clink.' The bolt
In a barrel withougt jumping through many hoops.' Strange
Times, strange laws.. What do you think.?? And all those
Guns were sent to Ukraine? Its like pouring fuel on a fire
To me thats so plain.'

Premium Member bootlicking idolatry

bootlicking idolatry

He’s a peculiar star
he comes from TV
ambition is his sphere
and his every line is a trick

all know him a notorious liar
whose business is schadenfreude
but many curry his sweet favour
for he has the cowards furry
and an actors need to be flatter'd

He has no quality worthy of entertainment
but we must see him every hour
for he is an hourly promise-breaker
for rashness, superfluous folly and thievery
the world has noted, he has no historical equal

In moral retreat, he outruns any jockey
the treasures of his idolatrous worshipers
he straightway began to strip away, by tariff
too late their despair they will proclaim
but the misery will be well earned
.
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Fool by bôa
TROUBLE (feat. Nikki Williams) by Parov Stelar
Who Let the Scat out of the Bag by Tape Five
.
Webster: Schadenfreude = enjoyment at the troubles of others.
.

Premium Member Advanced Degree In Plagiarism From Tromp University

These days, the most sought out advanced degree
In Extreme Higher Education is in Plagiarism.
A student can also minor in Overt Racism,
Sexism, Misogyny, Stupidity, and Bigotry.
Help wanted signs will be posted in January,
On every freaking corners in Washington D.C.;
Muslims, Mexicans, Syrians and minorities'
Applications will not be accepted. Senior citizens
Can apply unless they voted in the last two elections.
The reason for the change in rules and policies
Is to NOT 'Make America Great Again'.
Only Europeans and Aryans can apply for political asylum.
The Statue of Liberty will be returned to Marine Le Pen.
More pamphlets will be distributed at the next symposium.

Copyright © November 12,2016 Logerie Hébert, All Rights Reserved
Hebert Logerie is the author of several collections of poetry.

Premium Member Late

The lunatics finally did it
And it’s gonna drive us all wild
A man has an x-ray in the NHS
They will ask if he may be with child

Picture the scene, it’s almost obscene
If x-rayed at some later date
They’ll ask if I’m pregnant and I will say, “No…
But, Doctor, I am a bit late.”

The doc’s chin will drop to the floor
The unborn rank high in their fears
He’ll ask me, “How late?” And I’ll calculate…
“It’s something like sixty-five years!”

Forget All your Stupidity

Once again, the ghosts of your sad past
come alive and show up in fearful words;
All I can do is stop you from shivering,
soothe the pain this darkness is bringing!
Get another hug, put everything to rest;
nothing I give you is cold and worthless! 

Breathe in new air and feel so alive,
all your regrets and rainy days
have gone away; no storm can arrive
when the stillness has no wind:
hug me closer and feel safe!

Now, let go of your stupidity,
clear up the fog, it won't rain;
look at me and take a long sigh,
stand up and let your fantasy 
defeat your low and raise your high...
until there's no anger, no disdain!

Isn't it time to forget your stupidity?
Isn't it time to kick off your idiocy? 
Laugh and scream: how wonderful 
is to dream together and have it all!

Premium Member St Pancreas, and stupidity

Stupidity's result  reigns, on Englands trains, flooding in London
With disruption most dire' yet Ashford is sidlined Ebbsfleet
Was retired??
Thus must cause some Ire? Ignoring much infrastructure designed
For the best, in tourisam in buisness its not a big guess?
Laissez-faire, and we will find things likely will thrive, human
Scale; human values in each land must preside!

Premium Member SUBLIMINAL STUPIDITY

I thought she knew
She thought he knew
We thought they knew
They thought we knew
So not knowing
No one knew
We all knew
But weren’t sure
Of what it was
We knew

The King of Stupidity

Hot air should be used for steaming
Or around clouds when your dreaming
But not coming out of you
Making you sound like a fool
Thinking you are smarter than
All your family and your friends
Their starting to realize
Your words just lead up to lies
Getting worse and worse each day
With every single thing you say
And your actions are not cool
Walking around just like you rule
Putting other people down
Someone should give you a crown
Proclaiming you the king of jerks
Nothing we do ever works
To pull you off your mighty throne
Someday you will be alone
And you'll wonder why you lost
All the subjects in your court
With no one around to see
Your foolish stupidity

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