Short Stupidity Poems

Short Stupidity Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Stupidity by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Stupidity by length and keyword.


Premium Member Stupidity For Dummies

stupidity:
 not thinking clearly before inserting foot in mouth

expressing thoughts out loud that should be kept to self


Premium Member I Am Not Anti-Social

We who do not socialize aren't necessarily anti-social.
We just have zero tolerance for drama, stupidity and fake people.
Form: Rhyme

Martyrs and Idiots

Martyrs die 
for clear faith ...
that is noble belief
Idiots die 
for blind   ignorance,
that is ignoble stupidity....
Form: Epigram

Premium Member The ***********

The ***********

It has no brain
yet it outsmarts
many little red funny caps
thanks to them
xi virus
will be great again

Anonymous

No greater promotion
For sheer stupidity
Than the fearless notion
Of anonymity


5/9/2022
Killing With an Epigram Poetry Contest
© Jesse Rowe  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme


Risky Stupidity

Larry, oh poor, miserable Larry,
there is nothing wrong being gay;
but was it worth pursuing ecstasy 
inside a public men's lavatory?
Form:

Human Contradition

The notable sages I've read all ponder themselves trivial...
       limited scribblers I've read almost all present themselves eminent...
Form: Epigram

Proud of Being Worse

In the inventory of misery, 
there are those who are proud
 of being worse than others...
 this is the most abject form
 of being proud!

Hard Work

Is there a category for stupidity?
There's several of them.
How do I find one?
You'll have to look
That sounds like hard work
No not really
Form: Quatrain

Shameful Neglect and Ignorance

Sheer stupidity,
          human neglect...
          Wash car on the sidewalk
          and with water hose,
          a complete waste... !
Form: Senryu

He Who Does Not Believe Absolutely Nothing See

the one who doesn't believe,
         is one that believes in nothing,
       sans sight he does not perceive,
        that his stupidity is stunning
Form: Quatrain

Disappointment

~

Disappointment rains

as dark clouds look down

finding me

without an umbrella,

standing in a puddle

of my own stupidity

~

Premium Member Pains of Stupidity

Egotism is the anesthetic that deadens the pains of stupidity

   It lowers the shield that lets one think they have complete validity
© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Bernardette's Jealousy

Darling, it's time we had a chat,
" Don't hurt me like Bernardette,
she stirs up jealousy
with the same stupidity;
just ignore her and save your breath! "
Form: Limerick

Lamentation

Till the other day
As it seems rhododendrons
Walked with me, alas
Now superannuated 
stupidity after rhymes
___________________________________
29/9/2016
Form: Tanka

Nudity Horn Haiku

About Nudity

About nudity,
When mind has stupidity
And no unity.

Maybe this might take your
mind off of the subject some
politicians may think. Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form:

Bean Great Word

Two challenges that our world faces today - natural stupidity, 
And artificial intelligence ~ Rowan Sebastian Atkinson*.

*Rowan Sebastian Atkinson is Mr. Bean.
Form: Monoku

Stupidity of Blue Blood

Much nobler things
             we have in us  than 
             the invisible azure blood
             that doesn't run in the veins
             of nobody...

Lost On My Own

How do you decipher what you need and who you want?
What you desire and whom it is that inspires? 
My thoughts and their actions?
Their emotions and my stupidity?

Premium Member Where did I put my rose coloured glasses?

Zero tolerance for stupid nonsense.
Please tell me I'm wrong and misunderstanding.
I'm trying to stay optimistic.



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: 2nd place 2026
Form: Other

Premium Member SUBLIMINAL STUPIDITY

I thought she knew
She thought he knew
We thought they knew
They thought we knew
So not knowing
No one knew
We all knew
But weren’t sure
Of what it was
We knew
Form:

Premium Member Karma

Epigram #201:
KARMA


Yes stupidity has no expiry date;
Purge harsh acidity lest you reap sad fate!

~~~~~~~~~




Leon Enriquez
21 September 2015
Singapore
Form: Epigram

Politics In the Time of Dubya

All wish the Senate would see more clearly
Their stupidity increases just about yearly;
Perhaps if the president was not so dumb,
The government would not be such scum.
Form:

Game of Life

Poor people posit that cupidity Is synonymous with stupidity, I argue the incessant zeal for more Is just a canny craving to keep score. June 24, 2022
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member Foot Fetish

Have you heard of Charlie Kemp?
The man was dumber than a poorhouse pimp
He stuck his foot in a lion's cage
Stupidity had to be the latest rage
Now see him walk with a limp!
Form: Limerick

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