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Stubby Poems - Poems about Stubby

One Too Many
... ‘You’ve had one too many’ Declared old Paddy’s wife She always spoiled his evenings With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’ ‘I’m absolutely sober’ He replied with much aplomb ‘I’ve only h......

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Categories: stubby, humor, humorous, husband, ireland,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Kublai in Winter
...Kublai winter days are slow and steady. He is now my fluffy old boy dog. Sleeps a lot and is somewhat of a loner. Genghis and Sassy follow me always wanting my attention. Not Kublai, I have to pick......

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Categories: stubby, dog, pets,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Two Old Gods
... Two old men. That’s all; not much to look at. Their frail, broken shadows shrunk against the sunny morning Brightness slowly searching its way through gnarled branches Overhead, and crisscross......

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Categories: stubby, age, friendship, games, memory,
Form: Dramatic Verse
water nymph'd
.... i wake to thuh morn'n make sum hot dark coffee i look in the mirror flick'n the grey back wink and off tuh sit on my window bench cou......

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Categories: stubby, beautiful, fantasy,
Form: Romanticism
I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks
...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......

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Categories: stubby, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Daffodils and Landfills
... O, the perfumed scent of lilac and daffodil You'll never replace the stench of the repulsive local landfill All hail to New Joisey, the Garden State weeds, thorns and......

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Categories: stubby, humor, hyperbole, satire, senses,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member no big surprise
...Three chubby short stubby snorting gnomes came into the field. They held a skeleton, a cauldron, and a jack-o-lantern from our yield. Give that Jack back! I challenged the thief, who would not show......

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Categories: stubby, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Almost A Sonnet
...I discovered love too soon and easily destroyed it. I discovered love could bloom again and so I tried it, I discovered like a child with stubby hands and greedy heart who sees a flower by the roa......

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Categories: stubby, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Sonnet
Summer Chugalug
...Backyard dandelions have parachuted upwards, on heavenly breezes. The mower gave them a kick-start, then they ascended; some to tickle ears and noses. Ride along garden ......

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Categories: stubby, poetry,
Form: Free verse
I Cannot Single Handedly Rightly So Manage
...primary idiopathic palmar/ palmoplantar hyperhidrosis despite taking Glycopyrrolate 2 MG Tablet three times daily. Aforementioned physiological malady the bane worse than death unwanted and......

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Categories: stubby, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Critterature: Big and Beautiful
...…or Hey! Who you callin' fat? There is no subterfuge In the hippopotamus, She's just naturally huge From top to bottomus*. She loves the rivers more than lands, On stubby little legs she stan......

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Categories: stubby, animal, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Four
.... …Just enough To cause mine Stir hern midriff chiseled her cambers......

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Categories: stubby, language,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Their Mother's Real Talent
...Daddy left when they were little. He was a musician, on the road, had groupies. Mommy had not been one of them. She could not even clap in rhythm. Their three daughters inherited Daddy’s genes.......

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Categories: stubby, mother,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Snowman's Hold
...snowman three meters high an inelegant formation of grizzled snow packed in lumps needing refinement stubby tree-branch arms glutching fastened balloon......

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Categories: stubby, allusion, imagery, wind, winter,
Form: Free verse
The Missus Unflagging Crocheting Efforts As Betsy Ross Incarnate
...The missus unflagging crocheting efforts as Betsy Ross incarnate With needle in hand incorporating love in every single crochet stitch that's my wife tad more'n a quarter century ago then newl......

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Categories: stubby, adventure, age, america, appreciation,
Form: Free verse

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