Spoof Poems - Poems about Spoof

...4/8/24 Aww shucks Still at the crux In a state of flux With reality still out of touch I've been puzzled much So I smoke a couple blunts That's a double dutch From dawn to dusk I turned my......Read the rest...

... Written: March 2nd, 2024 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wingbeats on warm whisper wavelength wasteland, waves of wasabi writhe with wilting, whimpering, witless wri......Read the rest...

... Yo! Santa Buddy, do you think you could help out a bro, You know, with some dinero. Santa Buddy - my lady wants to eat somewhere nice. Yo! Santa Buddy, do you think you could help out ......Read the rest...

...HEY HEY HEY No more fears How long was I out there Try 75 years. Drifting alone In the depths of space Far from earth And the human race. Your lucky to be here To tell you the truth Cos I a......Read the rest...

...The Crash f minor Crash the last It is so reprehensible Jake the fake Pass out the indispensable Crash the last It is incomprehensible Just to spot The need to be sensible Snake t......Read the rest...

...I heard loud noises up on the roof, It isn’t reindeer, it must be a spoof. From my lounger I took a hop, And ran outside to look up top. It was hailing, I felt like a goof.......Read the rest...

....So this one was really just a bit of fun I wanted to try and incorporate some really old slang type language within the piece, I've included a glossary below for the old words but I think it turned ......Read the rest...

.... Awash . My clean hands. My paws I pray with folded hands. I pause I hold. No gaps in my fingers I give. Receive compulsive An Order Humility wish ......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Rottweiler I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler Not unless I were prepped like a miler Seems a little inbreeding Done without heeding Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler The Saint ......Read the rest...

...Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller) To “toll” is to dance like a fox Luring mallards or teals to the rocks Where a hunter’s awaiting What the dog has been baiting Scaring duckie......Read the rest...

...I’m an influencer, ex TV You’re bound to know if you see me I married a singer, famous she was But she ditched me, is that her loss? I pronounce the truth covered in lies There’s no subject I ca......Read the rest...

...'Twas the night before Christmas, I awoke to Santa in my house, a chubby bloke He rubbed his pudgy tummy Said, "The cookies are yummy. But can you offer me a rum and coke?" I stared at him wit......Read the rest...

...The powers-that-be wanted proof That I am alive – not a spoof! In the mail came a form, Which I guess is the norm; To ignore it, my checks would go poof! I submitted a photo I.D. With my sign......Read the rest...

...Pardon me friends, just having a little fun. Borrowing words and style from two fun guys. Mixing in a bit of political spoof. Have a great day! A LITTLE BIT OF WOLF AND HAPPY JACK I’m not a hea......Read the rest...