Spoof Poems - Poems about Spoof

Three goofballs in spooky display, One with hat, other's fangs on play! With faces askew, They jump out and boo, Scaring laughs than fear on the way!...

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Yo! Santa Buddy, do you think you could help out a bro, You know, with some dinero. Santa Buddy - my lady wants to eat somewhere nice. Yo! Santa Buddy, do you think you could help out a friend And send, something I can spend. Santa Buddy - my lady...

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The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s joy The definitive Lord Fauntleroy But with all that coiffure One is never quite sure If the “she” is a girl...

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The Rottweiler I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler Not unless I were prepped like a miler Seems a little inbreeding Done without heeding Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler The Saint Bernard Though not in his nature to beg He would flip for a sip from the keg Of the rum or the brandy That dangles so handy His lips near the tips of the peg The...

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Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller) To “toll” is to dance like a fox Luring mallards or teals to the rocks Where a hunter’s awaiting What the dog has been baiting Scaring duckies right out of their jocks The Old English Sheepdog I’m partial to dogs that are shaggy That are goofy and sweet and not naggy They only see good From their eyes under...

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In the night came a thud on our roof Seems the rock in a sock was a spoof A young kid had some fun, My Dad got out his gun And the kid running home was the proof. Written March 30, 2022...

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I ain't gonna walk no more, no more I ain't gonna walk no more Got in a wreck and broke my neck I ain't gonna walk no more....

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"Shine my boots, wench!" Larry said "Fetch my wine and cheese and bread! Tidy up my murphy bed! Feed the hog and Mr. Ed! Corn mash for Rhode Island Red! Why look so gobsmacked by dread? Did you not say I thee wed?" "Oh, I said it, until dead" I confessed, then bashed his head....

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Sung very loud: Wouldn't you like a ride on my beautiful cigar Wouldn't you like to glide in my beautiful cigar We could float among the puffs together, you and me Cuz we got fleas, we got fleas....

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Bosom best-buddy Beta Beta Beta boys begin bonding by bringing before biennial brunches: bouncier basketballs budget bean burritos bounteous beefy burgers beautiful broad-minded busty boyfriend-less babes better bottled Bavarian/Belgian beers...

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A Spoof About The Ammo Box By: Miracle Man 1/6/2021 - I’ve an ammo box that we’ve given away, *to Daisy & Cash, it’s contents we convey. I’ve looked at this Ammo box for years, now, looking inside, I’m bordering tears. Hoisting its weight gave this geezer spells, for I thought it was housing shotgun shells. Now, I sit feeling like a fatigued lummox, for ammunition is...

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Sung to, You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, (extended version). KP You’re a monster, Donny Dump. Some biiig-time twiiisted clooown. To no end, I could deride you, are no depths you didn’t fall to, no ineptness could elude you, the bottom-feeders they all miss you, though they tried so hard to keep you, loving everything that you do, eat up every word that you spew, though...

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Electoral College is proof Many have grown long in the tooth. Some votes do not count. Hurt feelings soon mount. Democracy is our big spoof....

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Baby shark, voh dee oh doh Baby shark, voh dee oh doh Baby shark, voh dee oh doh Baby shark, voh dee oh doh Momma shark, voh dee oh doh Momma shark, voh dee oh doh Momma shark, voh dee oh doh Momma shark, voh dee oh doh....

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I tickled funny bones of five Souper men So I gave thought to trying it once again In the order they replied My sarcasm was applied As I gently heckled them with ink and pen First, Tom Cunningham, who "liked my collection" To femme limericks he had no objection But now it's his turn Tom, forgive the burn I heard you're headed for a...

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