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Sphincter Poems - Poems about Sphincter

Sphincter Poems - Examples of all types of poems about sphincter to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for sphincter.
Premium Member Ballad of the Jack of Hearts
... The players were hangin’ ‘round but were all headin’ for a fall, the room was quiet except for the drillin’ in the wall. The curfew had been lifted and “No Gamblin’” signs torn down,......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, parody,
Form: Ballad



Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday,
Form: Free verse
Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang
...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, 9th grade, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
An anticlimactic sexual event
...An anticlimactic sexual event... with Barb Black née Beebee to help set the ghost of little Willy Brandt free (a non German, but germane fellow courtesy Craigslist classified personals of m......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, 12th grade, adventure, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Prune juice as effective emetic
...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, age, analogy, angst, blessing,
Form: Rhyme



Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a Fiddle
...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, abuse, angst, anxiety, dad,
Form: Rhyme
Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout
...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, 12th grade, absence, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Ready Aim Fire
...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, america, anger, angst, anti
Form: Rhyme
Spouse Cannot Forget Mine Suppressed Flatulence Upon Our First Date
...Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date While yours truly sat here at the desk housing MacBook Pro, pondering his next idée fixe apropos for gamut of anonymous read......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme
The Soothsayer Part 1
...At the beginning of my shift at Like Home Inclusive Care, I always check in on Miss Rosa first. I usually check her vitals and get her ready for her breakfast. She was one of my favorite residents.......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, mystery,
Form: Narrative
Bane of Dyschezia
...Bane of dyschezia Constipation spoilt rare visit with eldest daughter (yesterday - November twenty sixth two thousand twenty two) currently housed near Rittenhouse Square, Pennsylvania. Le......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Twice Told Toilet Tale a Cheeky Execrable Gross Fable
...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Veterinarian Blues
...i'm confused at that Dooley one eyed sphincter cat it has two......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, 1st grade,
Form: Diamante
Premium Member An Inspiraling Expiration
...It might become too ironically and iconically embareassing to admit I am taking a (s)hit while exploring my latest and perhaps final nutritional surmise compressing peak climax surprise ......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, earth, environment, health, humor,
Form: Political Verse
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song Redux
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......Read the rest...
Categories: sphincter, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme

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