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Sphincter Poems - Poems about Sphincter

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited Upteenth instance where yours truly experienced assault upon hindquarters. A worse hellish fate than perdition and the closest in......

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Categories: sphincter, abuse, adventure, anger, angst,
Form: Free verse
Pull Your Head Out
...Unclench your sphincter to better see the world around you and reality. Survey the landscape thru a forests tree's spot the misconceptions of what's to be. These lefty loons they prefer ......

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Categories: sphincter, political, truth,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Saturn Dance and Basaltic Magma
... Written: February 22, 2025, for contest Sponsored by: Sara Jama **************** Skating upon Saturn rings, we dance in the empyrean, while orbit......

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Categories: sphincter, appreciation, universe,
Form: Free verse
I Have Hazel Eyes
...Apologies for my antics, I am told I am a sphincter, once in a while I pucker and kiss, leave something on your face. Lowbrow nasty, gross seepage, poetic disgrace, for good imagery.......

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Categories: sphincter, art,
Form: Free verse
Everyone nose especially Al R Gee I haint no otolaryngologist
...Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude courtesy Kaitlyn Gilsenan, PA-C a moost deal height full......

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Categories: sphincter, adventure, angel, appreciation, blessing,
Form: Rhyme



Defecation accidentally clogged
...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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Categories: sphincter, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing,
Form: Free verse
Silence reigns supreme in my reich
...Silence reigns supreme in my reich No don (except me) doth trumpet within the aborted barren reach of freedoms within expansive realm, I annexed courtesy manifest destiny, which peoples now in......

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Categories: sphincter, absence, abuse, addiction, anger,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Jack of Hearts
... ~~~~~ The players were hangin’ ‘round but were all headin’ for a fall, the room was quiet except for the drillin’ in the wall. The curfew had been......

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Categories: sphincter, parody, song,
Form: Ballad
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......

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Categories: sphincter, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday,
Form: Free verse
Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang
...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......

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Categories: sphincter, 9th grade, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
An anticlimactic sexual event
...An anticlimactic sexual event... with Barb Black née Beebee to help set the ghost of little Willy Brandt free (a non German, but germane fellow courtesy Craigslist classified personals of m......

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Categories: sphincter, 12th grade, adventure, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Prune juice as effective emetic
...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......

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Categories: sphincter, age, analogy, angst, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a Fiddle
...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......

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Categories: sphincter, abuse, angst, anxiety, dad,
Form: Rhyme
Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout
...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......

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Categories: sphincter, 12th grade, absence, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Ready Aim Fire
...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......

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Categories: sphincter, america, anger, angst, anti
Form: Rhyme

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