Sphincter Poems - Poems about Sphincter

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.

A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in...

Pull Your Head Out

...Unclench your sphincter
to better see
the world around you
and reality.

Survey the landscape
thru a forests tree's
spot the misconceptions
of what's to be.

These lefty loons
they prefer ...

Saturn Dance and Basaltic Magma

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Written: February 22, 2025, for contest Sponsored by: Sara Jama

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Skating upon Saturn rings, we dance in the empyrean, 
while orbit...

I Have Hazel Eyes

...Apologies for my antics,
I am told I am a sphincter,
once in a while I pucker and kiss,
leave something on your face.

Lowbrow nasty, gross seepage,
poetic disgrace, for good imagery....

Everyone nose especially Al R Gee I haint no otolaryngologist

...Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist

Nonetheless this bard **** 
videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude
courtesy Kaitlyn Gilsenan, PA-C
a moost deal height full...

Defecation accidentally clogged

...Defecation accidentally clogged...

for the umpteenth time 
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks 
on porcelain throne id est 
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening
to o...

Silence reigns supreme in my reich

...Silence reigns supreme in my reich

No don (except me)
doth trumpet within the aborted
barren reach of freedoms within expansive realm,
I annexed courtesy manifest destiny,
which peoples now in...

The Jack of Hearts

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 The players were hangin’ ‘round but were all headin’ for a fall,
  the room was quiet except for the drillin’ in the wall.
 The curfew had been...

Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich

revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically...

Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang

...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang

Ever since a young lad
irritable bowel syndrome
in my humble pinion wracked
lower abdominal area 
gurgled and ballooned gastrointes...

An anticlimactic sexual event

...An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non German, but germane fellow  
courtesy Craigslist classified
personals of m...

Prune juice as effective emetic

...Prune juice as effective emetic

Brainstorming yields casting 
the following plumbline 
netting genetic, italic, kinetic, 
magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic,
synchronistic, and universalistic r...

Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a Fiddle

...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle

After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome
(yesterday night August 30th, 2023)
triggered courtesy dulcola...

Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to derrière issuing
melodious flatulence classical tunes,
yo...

Ready Aim Fire

...Ready...Aim...Fire!

In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise known as
"the land of morning calm,"
yours truly t'will invite 
"freedom foo fighte...

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