Freddie Robinson Jr. Poet Light Verse

Pootie Mac

Pootie Mac

Little fella got a big gas tank

If Pootie roll on by,
and you down low try 
to pump a fake cry
Mac gonna give a mean honk

A huge sphincter toot,
that’s gut fuel premium rank
Guaranteed to stop all the traffic noise
of rumor-for-hire boys

So if you get kicked to the curb,
and wanna know why ...
Mr. Mac will moon roof truth tell you: 
“Bald tire exhale sputter don’t get no thanks,
or ‘Be safe’ goodbye”

Pootie gon narrowly, back end utter:
‘Cous, you’re a lie  ...  and your breath stank

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Chris Green November 20, 2019 at 3:00 PM Wow, this one had me laughing...what a creative masterpiece from the master himself and that ain't no tumor rumor, it's the bald face truth! Nicely done my friend.