Spay Poems

A Secret Recipe

...A Secret Recipe

I have a secret recipe.I bake it in a pan.
I got it from my mother, who had it from her Gran

Her gran was five and forty when she found it in a book.
She baked it on a big bla...

Munchkin

...She was a ball of fluff, and I was allergic
made no difference
for she was alone, helpless,
and I was immediately in love

My daughter had been begging; she was thirteen
We did not agree on eve...

Eunuch

...An husband who wanted to stray
Complained to his wife everyday
But she understood
For the common good
There was just one word and its, "Spay!"...

30 Shades of May

...Thirty Shades of May

Did my stimulus show up today?
Do these masks really have to stay?
What the hell happened, we say
Can toilet paper be added as mainstay?
When can our children go and play?...

Halloween Night

...Wings of bat spread on curved moon mystique screen
autumn air rents in howl of goblins green
blue hue of moon pumpkins spay
trick or treat masked children say
awake in weird night for it’...

I Am One of Those

...I am one of those. At one time I had eighteen dogs.
None from the same litter. I neuter and spay my animals.
Here is the thing. I am an elementary school counselor
And I cannot bring children home...

Diggleberry Oil

...I STUMBLED UPON THIS BY MISTAKE
IT BECAME A REASON FOR ME TO INFORM
THE WORLD ABOUT " THE FOOLS OF HALTRIUM"
A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO'S MOTTO IS
" TRICK'EM: TRICK'EM: TRICK'EM!"
THEY ARE GROUP OF U...

May Day

...May Day is Lei Day
Where Hawaiian flowers grow
May Day is Pay Day
In places that I know
May Day is Play Day
In places where I go
May Day is Weigh Day
For folks with vertigo
May Day is Clay Da...

A Skunk's Tale

...A hunter was out one day just for the exercise and fun, not looking to kill anything. He had a reputation as an excellent hunter. To be on the safe side, for his own protection, he wisely took his fa...

Manglish Carol

...MANGLISH CAROL *
(Christmas in Malaysia)

Now got season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Where got snow and where got holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Where got slay bells jangle jingle...

The Indian Ocean -Sonnetina Due

...The Indian Ocean is mean and deep
And careless sailing often death doth reap
It’s wild and vast a lonesome place to be
Needing to ply these waters has no glee
Angry relentless waves tall meters h...

A Pirate's Cave

...If ever you walk Saint de Vale’s sand beach
and see the seagulls winging low the waves,
or feel the rushing cold surf break and reach
your feet then you’ll smell ginger close to caves.

Cliffs h...

Goodby Betty,Don'T Remember Me

...My hands spade the shovel - spay the rooted grave.
Earth is impassive.  Why won’t life relent?
The silver blades south for the black plastic bag
swallowed by west winds, wrapped in a blanket
that...

Tom's Tale

...I'm hungry, feed me, what you say?
You've had your can of food today.
Now I've got to go work for pay.
Won't get your way! won't get your way!

Around the house you romp and spray
and make a me...

The Rohingya of Mymmar

...THE ROHINGYA OF MYMMAR
Nzongi Mwero
We are the Rohingya of Mymmar not spay,
A Nation deprived of its name many people say,
A Nation deprived of its language and the religion the Buddha’s say,
Wh...

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