Eunuch

An husband who wanted to stray
Complained to his wife everyday
But she understood
For the common good
There was just one word and its, "Spay!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Devonshire Avatar
June 12, 2020 at 12:42 PM
Yikes! A Lorena Bobbit moment comes to mind :) Hilarious, Rico!
Leffanta Avatar
June 12, 2020 at 1:24 PM
I've never forgotten the doctor raped by two Italian lorry drivers; she invited them to her home for more of the same, but drugged and removed their tools. They went unpunished by the law; she went to jail! Aloha! Rico
Faulkner Avatar
June 11, 2020 at 10:45 PM
Spaying does eliminate the straying...
Leffanta Avatar
June 12, 2020 at 1:22 PM
and the spraying! Aloha! Rico
Johnson-Saunders Avatar
June 9, 2020 at 7:06 PM
I agree...lol! :)
Leffanta Avatar
June 10, 2020 at 2:16 PM
Does your State have a "Spay Day"? Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
June 9, 2020 at 3:56 PM
ha ha ha great fun Rico:-) hugs jan xx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
June 9, 2020 at 3:22 PM
LOL!!! Hilariousness, xomo!
Bauer Avatar
June 9, 2020 at 2:53 PM
ha! good for her! funny, rico...
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