Short Spay Poems

Warm waves caress soul
Salty spay kiss sandy cheek
Merging elements...

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An husband who wanted to stray
Complained to his wife everyday
But she understood
For the common good
There was just one word and its, "Spay!"...

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I'm not one who judges, interferes or meddles,
but I must spay my pet rock because it won't stop having pebbles.
You may find me to be somewhat of a nut
but I truly suspect that my pet rock is a slut....

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Wings of bat spread on curved moon mystique screen
autumn air rents in howl of goblins green
blue hue of moon pumpkins spay
trick or treat masked children say
awake in weird night for it’s Halloween.

October 21, 2019
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Contest : A New Halloween Inspired Limerick
Sponsor : Tania Kitchin...

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A house full of naughty furry babies wondering around
Your gross little messy surprises many times found
Chasing and fighting, then peeing all over the floor
So many things to get into, so many piss places to explore

Knocking things over and scratching things up
Growling, snarling and hissing and causing disrupt
Running amuck and leaving a wake of destruction
Now you are all spay, finally no more reproduction!...

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The Indian Ocean is mean and deep
And careless sailing often death doth reap
It’s wild and vast a lonesome place to be
Needing to ply these waters has no glee
Angry relentless waves tall meters high
And troughs below seem to hide sails from sky
There’s no release from swirling spay and foam
Steersman needs lion’s heart to bring us home
Course is set by compass, not by sextant
Person who sent us here has a hellish bent....

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