Best Spay Poems

A Secret Recipe

I have a secret recipe.I bake it in a pan.
I got it from my mother, who had it from her Gran

Her gran was five and forty when she found it in a book.
She baked it on a big black range. She was a...

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THE ROHINGYA OF MYMMAR
Nzongi Mwero
We are the Rohingya of Mymmar not spay,
A Nation deprived of its name many people say,
A Nation deprived of its language and the religion the Buddha’s say,
Whenever you look from the first to the end of May,
Nobody their problems could say.

Oh,...

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I get myself up on Saturday at 2:30.
That's AM not PM. I get up very early.
I set up camp where my friends come to greet me.
One cat arrives, then there are five and before you know it there's thirty.
They all begin to meow, "Feed Me!...

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My hands spade the shovel - spay the rooted grave.
Earth is impassive.  Why won’t life relent?
The silver blades south for the black plastic bag
swallowed by west winds, wrapped in a blanket
that is olive green.  Under the sun’s harrowing husk
I peel away the last...

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MANGLISH CAROL *
(Christmas in Malaysia)

Now got season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Where got snow and where got holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Where got slay bells jangle jingle
Fa la la la la la la la la
Where...

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If big brother were watching me
just think  how insanely bored he’d be.
But never the less, I must confess,
I have been spied on ruthlessly.

Not one, but four pair of eyes observe,
disapproving that I have the nerve
to walk on the deck they’ve commandeered.
I am a monster...

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Warm waves caress soul
Salty spay kiss sandy cheek
Merging elements...

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A house full of naughty furry babies wondering around
Your gross little messy surprises many times found
Chasing and fighting, then peeing all over the floor
So many things to get into, so many piss places to explore

Knocking things over and scratching things up
Growling, snarling and hissing and...

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A hunter was out one day just for the exercise and fun, not looking to kill anything. He had a reputation as an excellent hunter. To be on the safe side, for his own protection, he wisely took his favorite gun with him.  ...

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The Indian Ocean is mean and deep
And careless sailing often death doth reap
It’s wild and vast a lonesome place to be
Needing to ply these waters has no glee
Angry relentless waves tall meters high
And troughs below seem to hide sails from sky
There’s no release from swirling...

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I'm not one who judges, interferes or meddles,
but I must spay my pet rock because it won't stop having pebbles.
You may find me to be somewhat of a nut
but I truly suspect that my pet rock is a ****....

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Liquid she Strived



Liquid lace heavenly dream. 
She has been caste out, my princesses to be. 

Angels of life keeping her needs. 
When I find her - her soul will be set free.

Liquid of life poring over her through the night. 
My dream sees clearly visions...

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If ever you walk Saint de Vale’s sand beach
and see the seagulls winging low the waves,
or feel the rushing cold surf break and reach
your feet then you’ll smell ginger close to caves.

Cliffs hold back surging waters white with foam
their whitecap spay e’er hiding caves large...

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Thirty Shades of May

Did my stimulus show up today?
Do these masks really have to stay?
What the hell happened, we say
Can toilet paper be added as mainstay?
When can our children go and play?

Will social distancing keep the virus at bay?
Are these conspiracies theories cray cray?
Some waters...

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I'm hungry, feed me, what you say?
You've had your can of food today.
Now I've got to go work for pay.
Won't get your way! won't get your way!

Around the house you romp and spray
and make a mess the whole long day.
A trip to vet's to have...

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