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Reddi-Whip
...Here’s today’s New York surprise I witnessed with my own two eyes: Reddi-Whip, the cans amounted To nineteen (and yes, I counted!). Lined up on a bench, as well As underneath, and I could tell......

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Categories: slobs, new york, today,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Quotidian Custodian
...As long as they're slobs We have jobs......

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Categories: slobs, school,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member What Are We
... Humans are we with bodies of structures complex. Death comes to all of us though in varying effects. Flesh. blood and bone are we, held together by sinews. Also we have organs on which we rely......

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Categories: slobs, humanity,
Form: List
Tiresome Errands Chanso Form
...Tiresome errands (Chanso or Chanson) For many of us, errands are so boring; Many crucial things to do to show status rather than wasting time doing routine jobs; Like, taking Sel......

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Categories: slobs, emotions,
Form: Verse
Some Folks
...Some people travel; Some people don’t. Many take risks; Many others just won’t. Some rise at dawn, Many others at noon. Some put things off; Others do things too soon. Some folks are slob......

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Categories: slobs, people,
Form: Rhyme



Praying With Others
...t stories are hard, dependency Here: crystal, Meth, Tik, or glass-y U pray today, they call U "kuk" next day It's the drug, makes voice big, manly Others lost money, all, personality Others want me to save their jobs It's hard to bring them to Kerk, "slobs" Believe they need shoes, good clothes So I meet them anywhere, on the roads I pick up heartbreaks, needs, dreams Pushed my wife once, awoke for screams NOTE: this poem was frozen o......

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Categories: slobs, angst, christian, places, pollution,
Form: Rhyme
Everything Else
...At the moment the 7th trumpet blows, Ill be ready. May judgement come. We already know the bottom line about me. No surprises, will wrath recognize me? Will my disgust for humanity weigh heavy? The......

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Categories: slobs, appreciation, conflict, confusion, faith,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Gun Shy
...If guns don’t kill people Why are so many people dead Another moms child shot in the head Blackboards white chalk splattered in Red A teacher killed For something she said Victim after vict......

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Categories: slobs, america, angst, corruption, courage,
Form: Rhyme
For All Women
...Put your hair up, Away from your face. Let's see those pretty eyes, Smile with grace. Cover your shoulders, Shorts past your hands. Closed toe shoes, And no more playing in the sand. It's......

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Categories: slobs, women,
Form: Rhyme
Coffee House Blues
...COFFEE HOUSE BLUES I am in the A.M. Am I ? I think I am! It is A.M. in the coffee house down on MacDougal down the stairs behind closed doors another world enclosed ......

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Categories: slobs, business, life, money, people,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I Am
...Wonderful mints, delicious cookies, my roses simply dazzle your eyes on wedding sheet cakes, Yes, I am a baker, a mighty mighty baker, and I get up early to delight customers I make. Bright ente......

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Categories: slobs, jobs,
Form: Free verse
The Cockroaches
...The cockroaches come out at night. They come out of the sewers and run about on the sidewalks above like little machines with antennas. Many humans hate them. Especially human women. Some humans e......

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Categories: slobs, humorous, nature,
Form: Free verse
King Kong
...12/21/15 Before and after yet another spring's gone Any challenge and obstacle bring on I'll look at it with a big yawn Then go after it like King Kong I like all of my drinks strong An......

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Categories: slobs, poetry, rap, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Fight Goliath
...Hold it jumping knife Lead me now Off pride quality resembling stationary trains Under velvet willows xylem yields Zephaniah Angelic baritone can decorate Everything from gi......

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Categories: slobs, fun, word play,
Form: ABC
Premium Member On Conserving Ecopolitical Stamina
...Note to Grover Norquist and others with corporate political non-responsibility persuasions: When you were 21 you "decided that nobody learned anything about politics after the age of 21." A fe......

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Categories: slobs, community, freedom, health, patriotic,
Form: Prose Poetry

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