Best Slobs Poems
Below are the all-time best Slobs poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of slobs poems written by PoetrySoup members
Gun ShyIf guns don’t kill people
Why are so many people dead
Another moms child
shot in the head
Blackboards white chalk
splattered in Red
A teacher killed
For something she...
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Categories:
slobs, america, angst, corruption, courage,
Form:
Rhyme
Women's Rules For Men -Not a Poem-
#1
Put the toilet seat down.
What woman wants to end up falling into the toilet in the middle of the night?
#2
Stop changing the...
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Categories:
slobs, humorous, inspiration, september, writing,
Form:
I do not know?
Vietnam's Unwelcome Heroes (Co-Written With Tim Ryerson)We gave Johnny a gun and a uniform
Trained him to kill, in a regiment conform
Sent him deep into Vietnam jungles warm
With little regard to how...
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Categories:
slobs, social, warwar, old, old,
Form:
Quatrain
SeasideThe see-saw backsides of obesity traverse across the promenade
Led by bustling torpedo breasts thrusting through the hustling throng;
Past tarnished chromium espresso bars, burger...
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Categories:
slobs, parody, people, places, sea,
Form:
Verse
Getting Lost In PeaceGetting Lost in Peace
When a man loses his bearings
In a land of riches and honey
He sometimes loses sight of life’s tribulations
Spoiled to the core he...
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Categories:
slobs, angst, peace, war, world,
Form:
Light Verse
ForeclosureWell perhaps I should talk about foreclosure,
Let’s see, at first as it begins to happen
it feels like your life is being flattened
By a big...
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Categories:
slobs, adventure, loss,
Form:
Rhyme
Public AnnouncementDespairing all the popular belief
We are working for your relief
Creating millions of jobs
To pacify all you slobs
Oh, and don't believe what you read...
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Categories:
slobs, political
Form:
Limerick
Did Rabbie Say It At An' Efter Denner Speech?Hawk-teuchin - spitting up phlegm
Nimmer - dinner
Gundie-guts ...
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Categories:
slobs, funny, history, imagination, socialme,
Form:
Verse
Lonely PeopleLonely people in a crowd, lonely people all around
People chatting everywhere, sounds of laughter fill the air
Laughter loud throughout the room, loud pulsating empty sound
Inconsequential...
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Categories:
slobs, introspection, people, lonely, men,
Form:
Rhyme
PompeiiSometimes I feel like such a jerk
To hear friends talk of long lost work
Few leave their homes
All had good jobs
From nine to five
Just working slobs
When...
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Categories:
slobs, angst, dark, death, depression,
Form:
Rhyme
Fight GoliathHold it jumping knife
Lead me now
Off pride quality resembling stationary trains
Under velvet willows
xylem yields Zephaniah
Angelic baritone can decorate
Everything from giants...
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Categories:
slobs, fun, word play,
Form:
ABC
Exclamations of the Perfect ChildGoodness Gracious!
My classmates are all hot messes,
They all managed to get cookie crumbs
all over their dresses,
They have warped into little monsters!
Attacking snacks as if they...
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Categories:
slobs, children,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
ChoicesIn the great scheme of life, many choices you make,
Where to work, who to date, your yard when to rake.
The game of hearts is not...
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Categories:
slobs, humorous, love, love, may,
Form:
Rhyme
College Tuition Goes Up and UpCollege Tuition Goes Up and Up
By Elton Camp
There is hardly any college that even tries
To find a way it can reasonably economize
With their plans it...
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Categories:
slobs, education
Form:
Rhyme
Novel RefugeWithin the pages of a book
I find sanctuary, a quiet nook,
Where I often retreat and find
The kindest heart, the vilest mind.
Whenever I just feel like...
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Categories:
slobs, books,
Form:
Rhyme