Long Slobs Poems
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Coffee House BluesCOFFEE
HOUSE
BLUES
I am
in the A.M.
Am I ?
I think I am!
It is A.M.
in the coffee house
down on MacDougal
down the stairs
behind closed doors
another...
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Categories:
slobs, business, life, money, people, power, world,
Form:
Free verse
On Conserving Responsible GovernanceNote to Grover Norquist
and others with corporate political non-responsibility persuasions:
When you were 21 you "decided that nobody learned anything about politics after the age of 21."
A few financially well-greased years later, as a professional lobbyist,
you...
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Categories:
slobs, community, freedom, health, patriotic, political,
Form:
Political Verse
Getting Lost In PeaceGetting Lost in Peace
When a man loses his bearings
In a land of riches and honey
He sometimes loses sight of life’s tribulations
Spoiled to the core he wonders what the heck for?
Why should he care of the...
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Categories:
slobs, angst, peace, war, world, , western,
Form:
Light Verse
CongruityThe forces of nature are being perverted, turning good into bad, and the bottom line,
the key to it all is profit.
Primates choose co-existence within a group driven by forces of the first...
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Categories:
slobs, visionarynature, fear, money, nature,
Form:
Lyric
Vietnam's Unwelcome Heroes (Co-Written With Tim Ryerson)We gave Johnny a gun and a uniform
Trained him to kill, in a regiment conform
Sent him deep into Vietnam jungles warm
With little regard to how we did him harm
So...
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Categories:
slobs, social, warwar, old, old, war,
Form:
Quatrain
Tiresome Errands Chanso FormTiresome errands (Chanso or Chanson)
For many of us, errands are so boring;
Many crucial things to do to show status
rather than wasting time doing routine jobs;
Like, taking Selfie in a new dress, so glaring;
Pushing the photo...
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Categories:
slobs, emotions,
Form:
Verse
ForeclosureWell perhaps I should talk about foreclosure,
Let’s see, at first as it begins to happen
it feels like your life is being flattened
By a big ole dozer.
It is an especially dire , disheartening fate,
When one’s...
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Categories:
slobs, adventure, loss,
Form:
Rhyme
Humanities MarkA person named Jeannie she is angry at the world.
All her life each day, all she done was quarreled.
Another one I met, all she does is sit and bets.
Spending all her time and money, which...
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Categories:
slobs, allegory, history, life, people, philosophy, socialwomen, women,
Form:
Rhyme
When I Become KingWhen I Become King
By Elton Camp
Note: This poem contains a challenge
to writers.
As soon as ruler I am crowned,
Many changes will come around
Peace or cancer cure I won’t say
As no king could do...
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Categories:
slobs, funny, cancer,
Form:
Rhyme
Women's Rules For Men -Not a Poem-
#1
Put the toilet seat down.
What woman wants to end up falling into the toilet in the middle of the night?
#2
Stop changing the channel.
Believe me guys, when women are trying to watch...
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Categories:
slobs, humorous, inspiration, september, writing,
Form:
I do not know?
ChoicesIn the great scheme of life, many choices you make,
Where to work, who to date, your yard when to rake.
The game of hearts is not quite the same,
Who you love and end up with, is...
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Categories:
slobs, humorous, love, love, may, me,
Form:
Rhyme
I Cannot Breathe -ScuffledI cannot breathe -scuffled
...
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Categories:
slobs, fear,
Form:
Rhyme
What Are We
Humans are we with bodies of structures complex.
Death comes to all of us though in varying effects.
Flesh. blood and bone are we, held together by
sinews. Also we have organs on which we rely.
Bipeds are we...
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Categories:
slobs, humanity,
Form:
List
Plastic Paradisethis looks like heaven but feels like hell...a purgatory prison in a frozen cell
smiles are wide and teeth white as full moons
if this is a blessing it looks more like a curse
straight lines and perfection...digital...
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Categories:
slobs, sadlove,
Form:
Rhyme
DislikesPeople who talk like they think they are so much better than everyone else, people who are
too stupid to realize that they talk like they think they are so much better than everyone
else,...
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Categories:
slobs, people, people,
Form:
Free verse
Lonely PeopleLonely people in a crowd, lonely people all around
People chatting everywhere, sounds of laughter fill the air
Laughter loud throughout the room, loud pulsating empty sound
Inconsequential chatter, idle gossip all can share
Lonely people in a crowd,...
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Categories:
slobs, introspection, people, lonely, men, people, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
Everything ElseAt the moment the 7th trumpet blows, Ill be ready. May judgement come.
We already know the bottom line about me. No surprises, will wrath recognize me? Will my disgust for humanity weigh heavy? These...
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Categories:
slobs, appreciation, conflict, confusion, faith, fear, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
Fight GoliathHold it jumping knife
Lead me now
Off pride quality resembling stationary trains
Under velvet willows
xylem yields Zephaniah
Angelic baritone can decorate
Everything from giants hollering inspirational jargon
Kids leaping mysteriously
No-one obscures problematically quaint...
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Categories:
slobs, fun, word play,
Form:
ABC
For All WomenPut your hair up,
Away from your face.
Let's see those pretty eyes,
Smile with grace.
Cover your shoulders,
Shorts past your hands.
Closed toe shoes,
And no more playing in the sand.
It's not tight enough,
Your waist must be small.
Large chest, big...
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Categories:
slobs, women,
Form:
Rhyme
SeasideThe see-saw backsides of obesity traverse across the promenade
Led by bustling torpedo breasts thrusting through the hustling throng;
Past tarnished chromium espresso bars, burger vans with frying lard,
Ice cream parlours, sagging deckchairs...
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Categories:
slobs, parody, people, places, sea, seasons,
Form:
Verse
Novel RefugeWithin the pages of a book
I find sanctuary, a quiet nook,
Where I often retreat and find
The kindest heart, the vilest mind.
Whenever I just feel like getting away
From the rigors of life on any day,
I step...
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Categories:
slobs, books,
Form:
Rhyme
King Kong12/21/15
Before and after yet another spring's gone
Any challenge and obstacle bring on
I'll look at it with a big yawn
Then go after it like King Kong
I like all of my drinks strong
And I think god
Will always...
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Categories:
slobs, poetry, rap, word play, words, work, write,
Form:
Rhyme
Gun ShyIf guns don’t kill people
Why are so many people dead
Another moms child
shot in the head
Blackboards white chalk
splattered in Red
A teacher killed
For something she said
Victim after victim
Demons need to be fed
On violence they’ve been...
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Categories:
slobs, america, angst, corruption, courage,
Form:
Rhyme
College Tuition Goes Up and UpCollege Tuition Goes Up and Up
By Elton Camp
There is hardly any college that even tries
To find a way it can reasonably economize
With their plans it doesn’t seem it need fit
Because they have found a money-filled...
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Categories:
slobs, education
Form:
Rhyme
We Can'T Unite Yes We CanDenomination can be aggravation
Ritual religion an abomination
They are wrong and going to hell
Just how wrong no one can tell
They wear suits the stuck up snobs
Don't let them in they dress like slobs
They...
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Categories:
slobs, life
Form:
Rhyme