Short Slobs Poems

As long as they're slobs
We have jobs...

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Despairing all the popular belief
We are working for your relief
Creating millions of jobs
To pacify all you slobs
Oh, and don't believe what you read...

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Sometimes I feel like such a jerk
To hear friends talk of long lost work
Few leave their homes
All had good jobs
From nine to five
Just working slobs
When all is really said and done
Where was real life?
Where was the fun?
So as the years now just roll by
And no one really cares a bit
To hear these has beens spew their wit....

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Some people travel;
Some people don’t.
Many take risks;
Many others just won’t.

Some rise at dawn,
Many others at noon.
Some put things off;
Others do things too soon.

Some folks are slobs,
Many others are neat.
Some like things salty;
Others like sweet.

Some prefer coffee
While others drink tea.
No one’s exactly
Like you or like me.

Some folks will read this;
Most never will.
Each of us has
Our own bucket to fill....

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I reached level forty-one no probs, 
And won the game, but had sobs,
So that that just failing was fobs, 
If I determined not to join the slobs. 

So the next time I reached it, had bobs, 
Because it felt wrong to veer from your hobs, 
But I failed the level at the last post, robs, 
Since I couldn’t merge victory with my everyday disability, lobs, 

So the third game after that first success, probs, 
I let myself win again so my brother had gobs....

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Check points 

If you want to check a nation 
How much slobs are they 
Do not go to their malls or supermarkets 
Go straight to a public toilet of a town 

If you want to see the race of women 
How sophisticated are they 
Do not go to their drawing room or at dining table 
Go straight to the kitchen and see the sink 

Do you want to check a race, 
And see how intelligent are they? 
Do not take into account their concrete buildings 
Take account the poems they have written ....

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