Short Whoopee Poems
Short Whoopee Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Whoopee by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Whoopee by length and keyword.
Dodo
Two nice bogies jumped the rails
made a whoopee yoke duckie
crazy Jana and Anna
the dodo dudu...
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Categories:
whoopee, fun, humor, nice,
Form:
Dodoitsu
Whoopee Tie Yuh Yippee
An horseshoe should bring you good luck
Although it is covered in muck
The horse may go lame
But you're not to blame
Your mother-in-law-needs a buck...
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Categories:
whoopee, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Chaps
A young cowgirl will sing by and by
"Whoopee tie your yipee whoopee tie!"
For she knows how to cling
To a bull's ding-a-ling
But has nary a clue with small fry...
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Categories:
whoopee, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Love Nest
Cupid cast a spell on two
lovebirds in a gilded cage
They wish to make whoopee, .....but
plead for privacy!!
For the "Winged Cupid" contest
Sponsored by Dr. Ram Mehta...
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Categories:
whoopee, animals, love, passion
Form:
Dodoitsu
Canada Day Eh
150 years... but we're still in our prime
Young at heart, it's our special time
Proud as can be
Hallelujah WHOOPEE!
A fantastic country, to the top we have climbed...
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Categories:
whoopee, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
Limerick- For Contest
I placed an old photo of me
right under my pillow, you see,
and whoah, this is scary
for the ugly fairy
has left me some money- whoopee!
For contest' Limerick', sponsor Jan Allison...
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Categories:
whoopee, humor,
Form:
Limerick
April
Antics aplenty
Plastic dog poop everywhere
Rude whoopee cushions
Is your fridge running? Catch it!
Loony pranks for April Fools'
4/01/23
March Into April contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...
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Categories:
whoopee, funny, giggle, silly,
Form:
Tanka
Jennifer Aniston
If you had one wish, what would it be
Mine would be with Jennifer Aniston making whoopee
We'd pause for oxygen
Then be at it again
She'd cry bloody murder as I nibbled her tootsies...
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Categories:
whoopee, dream,
Form:
Limerick
Mary - Bawdy Limerick
I met an old prostitute Mary,
Resembling a cow in a dairy:
She lived to make whoopee,
Her udders were droopy,
With private parts smelly and hairy.
14th June for Roy’s Bawdy limericks II contest...
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Categories:
whoopee, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
It Don'T Matter a Sweet Whoopee
Okay you nice people, now listen to me
Been around quite a while, I'm a smart retiree
This guy should know
To small stuff say tallyho
It sure doesn't matter a sweet whoopee
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
whoopee, life,
Form:
Limerick
There Once Was a Man
There was a man who needed surgery
Down where you know well let's say the Dead Sea
They gave him a gown too short
Then pills same as a quick snort
He danced an Irish Jig and sang whoopee ...
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Categories:
whoopee, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Making Whoopee
What does it mean “making whoopee” my sweet
Is it some kind of fancy new dessert, a new treat
Really like to try some
Sounds like fun
Can we give it a shot, if I promise to be discreet
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
whoopee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
One Gets a Beet
Surreal soldiers had a candy pinata that was pretty sweet
They added to it a few veggies, in particular one big red beet.
The ones who got the candy bars, were happy as could be.
The one who got stuck with the beet did not give one whoopee....
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Categories:
whoopee, 5th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Wind of a Painful Reminder
Wind of A Painful Reminder
Painful reminder
Last night making whoopee out
Came out a butt-sneeze
Written: Aug. 29, 2015
Note: A butt-sneeze is a slang used to instead of the word fart.
Us Canadians use way too many slang words....
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Categories:
whoopee, fun, humor,
Form:
Senryu
Whoopee Jury Duty
A jury duty summons
Yay! Whoopee!
Said no person every
I have received five in the last thirteen years.
Got my latest one yesterday.
Why me?
Why not? The jury duty goddess replies.
Timing is great.
First day I go back to work. Whoopee!...
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Categories:
whoopee, self,
Form:
Light Verse
Pet-Sit Panics
The Millipede Parade
Left home pet sitting, I felt unlucky.
One dog got sick and days became yucky.
Vacation in Portugal
Fun loving dreamy dazzle –
Then came the millipede parade…Whoopee!
NOTE: MILLIPEDES CAN BE A PROBLEM IN PORTUGAL...A BIG PEST!...
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Categories:
whoopee, funny, travel
Form:
Limerick
Little Red
Red hood
Girl good
Nan ill
No pill
Mum dumb
No chum
Wolf bad
Bit mad
…………………………………………………………………..
Wolf munch
Nan lunch
Wolf chew
Red too
Huntsman
Has plan
Wolf snip
Unzip
Red free
Whoopee
Nan out
Big shout
Wolf dead
Behead
...
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Categories:
whoopee, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Footle
Don'T Forget About Me
Run, go, be free
Little Bea
You are carefree
Don't worry about me
Travel through the universe, go sight see
Scream, shout and say whoopee
I watch a bumblebee
An escapee
Like yourself, you see
Bit do not forget your return key
And explore the world safely
But do not forget about me....
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Categories:
whoopee, farewell, freedom,
Form:
Monorhyme
Success
Its done,
its done!
Its really, really finally done!!
That mountain piled so high
that stretched beyond my eye
well its no lie ...
its really, really done!
See how I smile in smug success
because, its done!
I did it!!
I did it!!
I did it!!
Hooray for me,
whoop whoopee!!
All that laundry ...
is done!!...
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Categories:
whoopee, funny
Form:
Free verse
Whoopee
Pumpkin Pie at our table
Tasty treat divine
Stir sugar, eggs, cinnamon,
Cardamom, lemon
Yummy crust whoopee
Gobbled with
Glee!
For this Thankgiving, I give such thanks to Poetry Soup and all the talented feeling poets and all the warm generous wonderful new friends that have suddenly entered my life!...
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Categories:
whoopee, food, happiness,
Form:
Epulaeryu
Grandmas Punky Wig
They could not wait to see what grandma’s newest wig would be.
Prepared for almost anything, she was whimsical and full of glee.
They began to laugh and point. The youngest one said “whoopee!”
She created a sassy and hippy-like wig that was totally punky.
My whimsical grandma for sure suits me, said Sammy, only age three....
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Categories:
whoopee, fantasy,
Form:
Monorhyme
It's Christmas Time
Swirling
Twirling
Soft snow
White glow
Christ's birth
Spreads mirth
Peace graced
Crib placed
Joy shared
Love flared
Lights on
Till dawn
We bake
Plum cake
Cookies
Goodies
Whoopee!
Tall tree
Cute gifts
Heart lifts
Songs clear
Bring cheer
Very
Merry
Yuletide
Worldwide
30th November 2022...
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Categories:
whoopee, birth, christmas, jesus, joy,
Form:
Footle
Ms Pete Had Pizazz and Flair
Ms. Pete had the most interesting chair
It had pizzazz, color, shape, and ready flair
Eclectic like it, she knew what to wear
We did not see the back until she climbed heaven’s stair
The back was almost prettier than the front if you ask me
Ms. Pete had an eye for fashion that went past whoopee
We will miss her much, her things went for a good fee
The only recipient was the Haven for Cat and Puppy...
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Categories:
whoopee, art,
Form:
Rhyme
Christmas Tree For Stitch
Stich could not believe his sister gave him a tree!
It was the best thing ever! Whoopee! Whoopee!
I love this so much he said, Yippee Dee! Dee!
Settle down, his sister said. The tree is not free.
You have to do the laundry and make your bed.
You have to scrub your cheeks until they come out red.
You have to clean the kitchen before we can decorate.
Okay said Stitch! He ran off to do it and celebrate....
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Categories:
whoopee, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme
Equal Opportunity Thief
You might say that Uncle Sam is equally greedy
High taxes for middle class,the rich,the needy
Doesn't matter partisan lines,there's no reprieve
Situation will get worse,I do believe
Taxes on our basic needs,forget the fluff!
As a U.S. citizen I've had enough
Still,it seems complaining doesn't do much good
He would tax us making whoopee if he could!
* for "Taxing Times" contest
sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire...
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Categories:
whoopee, funny, life
Form:
Rhyme