Whoopee Jury Duty

A jury duty summons
Yay! Whoopee!
Said no person every

I have received five in the last thirteen years.
Got my latest one yesterday.
Why me?

Why not? The jury duty goddess replies.
Timing is great.
First day I go back to work. Whoopee!
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Wolf Avatar
July 26, 2021 at 5:36 PM
5 in 13 years. That sounds like an ancient Greek mathematical theorem. (Yeah, sure). ~ Euclid
Krutsinger Avatar
July 26, 2021 at 8:01 PM
I cannot believe I keep getting them! I have never lived in a place that sent me 5 in 13 years before this place!
Hankins Avatar
July 26, 2021 at 12:12 PM
Isn't it strange how they always come at a bad time? I simply cannot figure it out.
Krutsinger Avatar
July 26, 2021 at 2:43 PM
It sure is weird I keep getting them the first week of school.
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