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Whoopee Jury Duty

A jury duty summons Yay! Whoopee! Said no person every I have received five in the last thirteen years. Got my latest one yesterday. Why me? Why not? The jury duty goddess replies. Timing is great. First day I go back to work. Whoopee!

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/26/2021 5:36:00 PM

5 in 13 years. That sounds like an ancient Greek mathematical theorem. (Yeah, sure). ~ Euclid

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/26/2021 8:01:00 PM

I cannot believe I keep getting them! I have never lived in a place that sent me 5 in 13 years before this place!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 7/26/2021 12:12:00 PM

Isn't it strange how they always come at a bad time? I simply cannot figure it out.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/26/2021 2:43:00 PM

It sure is weird I keep getting them the first week of school.