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Mary - Bawdy Limerick

I met an old prostitute Mary,
Resembling a cow in a dairy:
She lived to make whoopee,
Her udders were droopy,
With private parts smelly and hairy.

14th June for Roy’s Bawdy limericks II contest

Copyright © Jack Horne | Year Posted 2014

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Arlene Smith Date: 7/9/2014 8:07:00 PM bah ha ha!! Excellent! congrats on top win, Jack.. Hugs.. Arlene Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 7/8/2014 11:37:00 PM Hi Jack, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda Login to Reply

David Fisher Date: 7/8/2014 8:17:00 PM Great write and win, Jack. Not going to that barnyard dance. Login to Reply

Casarah Nance Date: 7/7/2014 9:55:00 AM Haha way to go on your win, great limerick thanks for the laugh;) Login to Reply

Robert Johnson Date: 7/7/2014 9:07:00 AM Congratulation's jack, now go brush your brain. :) Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/7/2014 8:21:00 AM AWESOME WIN, my friend. Loved it the first time I saw it. Login to Reply

Barbara Gorelick Date: 7/7/2014 7:24:00 AM Having droopy udders myself, I can relate to poor old Mary. Congrats, funny man. BG Login to Reply

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 7/7/2014 6:22:00 AM Real bawdy Jack ! Congrats on top win ! Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 7/7/2014 5:48:00 AM HILARIOUS And funny write, JACK, congrats on the first plaCE WIN Login to Reply

Tim Smith Date: 7/6/2014 7:14:00 PM Udderly hilarious..congrats Login to Reply

Seren Roberts Date: 7/6/2014 7:05:00 PM Jack a big hug for you, it's 1 am and I am laughing out loud. This is so funny, more than deserved top spot....Seren Login to Reply

Tim Ryerson Date: 7/6/2014 5:56:00 PM Good lawdy that's bawdy and damn funny too...Congrats - Tim Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 7/6/2014 5:52:00 PM Oh wow.....bawdy/naughty indeed !!!! Congrats !! Login to Reply

Jadazzle United Date: 7/6/2014 5:10:00 PM well done. Hugs Jan & Darren x Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2014 4:34:00 PM I can see why this got top spot! Well done. Hugs Jan xxxx Login to Reply

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser Date: 7/6/2014 4:15:00 PM Indeed so hilarious! kudos!!! :D Login to Reply

Paul Callus Date: 7/6/2014 3:52:00 PM Well, isn't this what the contest was about! Bawdy! Congrats Jack..good job done:) // paul Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 7/6/2014 3:42:00 PM hmmmm Congrad's on your win? Login to Reply

John Lawless Date: 7/6/2014 3:26:00 PM Well, Jack, it is obvious why this one make it to the top. I think the cow lobby may be upset but I think it's hilarious. Login to Reply

Constance La France Date: 6/21/2014 4:02:00 PM Jack this is a wicked limerick, you do them well, best of luck in the contest. Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 6/19/2014 10:35:00 AM You always crack me up, Jack. This is sure to win a high spot in the contest! The droopy udders made m cringe, but the last line is even more frightening. Keep away from Mary, my friend! Love you, Carolyn Login to Reply

Nette Onclaud Date: 6/16/2014 1:48:00 PM ohh dear.. what a ribauld piece, lol... greaaat job, jack!.. huggs Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/15/2014 10:44:00 PM hahahaha, LOVE it, Jack, it is sure to place!!! Login to Reply

Robert Johnson Date: 6/15/2014 7:01:00 PM I think you need a toothbrush for your mind. :) Oh my gosh. :) I am just laughing with a disgusting smile on my face. We have no shame. :) Keep em' comin' jack. Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 6/15/2014 2:47:00 PM Reads like a winner in the bawdy limerick contest..Way to go for the win..Thanks for the visit to my page...Your comments are uplifting...Sara Login to Reply

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