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Mary - Bawdy Limerick

I met an old prostitute Mary, Resembling a cow in a dairy: She lived to make whoopee, Her udders were droopy, With private parts smelly and hairy. 14th June for Roy’s Bawdy limericks II contest

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Arlene Smith

Date: 7/9/2014 8:07:00 PM

bah ha ha!! Excellent! congrats on top win, Jack.. Hugs.. Arlene

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/8/2014 11:37:00 PM

Hi Jack, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda

David Fisher

Date: 7/8/2014 8:17:00 PM

Great write and win, Jack. Not going to that barnyard dance.

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/7/2014 9:55:00 AM

Haha way to go on your win, great limerick thanks for the laugh;)

Robert Johnson

Date: 7/7/2014 9:07:00 AM

Congratulation's jack, now go brush your brain. :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/7/2014 8:21:00 AM

AWESOME WIN, my friend. Loved it the first time I saw it.

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 7/7/2014 7:24:00 AM

Having droopy udders myself, I can relate to poor old Mary. Congrats, funny man. BG

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/7/2014 6:22:00 AM

Real bawdy Jack ! Congrats on top win !

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/7/2014 5:48:00 AM

HILARIOUS And funny write, JACK, congrats on the first plaCE WIN

Tim Smith

Date: 7/6/2014 7:14:00 PM

Udderly hilarious..congrats

Seren Roberts

Date: 7/6/2014 7:05:00 PM

Jack a big hug for you, it's 1 am and I am laughing out loud. This is so funny, more than deserved top spot....Seren

Tim Ryerson

Date: 7/6/2014 5:56:00 PM

Good lawdy that's bawdy and damn funny too...Congrats - Tim

Carrie Richards

Date: 7/6/2014 5:52:00 PM

Oh wow.....bawdy/naughty indeed !!!! Congrats !!

Jadazzle United

Date: 7/6/2014 5:10:00 PM

well done. Hugs Jan & Darren x

Jan Allison

Date: 7/6/2014 4:34:00 PM

I can see why this got top spot! Well done. Hugs Jan xxxx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 7/6/2014 4:15:00 PM

Indeed so hilarious! kudos!!! :D

Paul Callus

Date: 7/6/2014 3:52:00 PM

Well, isn't this what the contest was about! Bawdy! Congrats Jack..good job done:) // paul

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/6/2014 3:42:00 PM

hmmmm Congrad's on your win?

John Lawless

Date: 7/6/2014 3:26:00 PM

Well, Jack, it is obvious why this one make it to the top. I think the cow lobby may be upset but I think it's hilarious.

Constance La France

Date: 6/21/2014 4:02:00 PM

Jack this is a wicked limerick, you do them well, best of luck in the contest.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 6/19/2014 10:35:00 AM

You always crack me up, Jack. This is sure to win a high spot in the contest! The droopy udders made m cringe, but the last line is even more frightening. Keep away from Mary, my friend! Love you, Carolyn

Nette Onclaud

Date: 6/16/2014 1:48:00 PM

ohh dear.. what a ribauld piece, lol... greaaat job, jack!.. huggs

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/15/2014 10:44:00 PM

hahahaha, LOVE it, Jack, it is sure to place!!!

Robert Johnson

Date: 6/15/2014 7:01:00 PM

I think you need a toothbrush for your mind. :) Oh my gosh. :) I am just laughing with a disgusting smile on my face. We have no shame. :) Keep em' comin' jack.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 6/15/2014 2:47:00 PM

Reads like a winner in the bawdy limerick contest..Way to go for the win..Thanks for the visit to my page...Your comments are uplifting...Sara