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There Once Was a Man

There was a man who needed surgery
Down where you know well let's say the Dead Sea
              They gave him a gown too short
               Then pills same as a quick snort
He danced an Irish Jig and sang whoopee

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Cecilia Macfarlane

July 15, 2013 at 3:36 PM

This is a hoot! Thanks for the laugh. Hugs

Don Johnson

July 11, 2013 at 6:08 PM

sounds like the pills worked, the perky one perked , and love came to canter and thrill...

Lucilla Carrillo

July 11, 2013 at 12:03 PM

Sara - if this is for a contest - it's good . I loved it. You should write more jokes. God bless ..... Lucilla

John Posey

July 11, 2013 at 6:59 AM

I wanna know why you been talkin' to my doctor....Now the cat's outa the bag.... so to speak.....- I loved it!! Jake

Tim Ryerson

July 11, 2013 at 5:04 AM

HaHAA!!...I must tell you a navy story here...A friend and shipmate of mine had a circumcision operation...They gave him Amyl Nitrate (which prevents certain things from growing) You pop them open and sniff them (when certain things START growing) They make you crazy, giggly and goofy...He had an unlimited supply so he of course was generous and shared them with us...The doctor heard our howls of laughter, rushed in thinking there was an emergency and to say the least he was NOT amused...

Manel Gunatillake

July 10, 2013 at 6:34 AM

Glad to see you in good spirit back. Hope and prey that everything goes well with the surgery, and you too are in good care!8uk

Nette Onclaud

July 10, 2013 at 6:34 AM

this made me slip off the chair, lol.. sara, you are sooo funny!.. love this!...:) hugggs

Harry Horsman

July 9, 2013 at 11:37 PM

my first comment for an age, Sara, and what a beaut, just love this..

Russell Sivey

July 9, 2013 at 10:38 PM

Ha ha, you are quite the humorous one, Glad to see you are in good spirits during this stressful time. I hope everything will go well with the surgeries. That you for keeping us up to date my friend! Lovely piece, Great Work!!