Short Tush Poems
Short Tush Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tush by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tush by length and keyword.
Stick Out Your Tush
What's your stance
C'mon. Take a chance
Bare your pants...
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Categories:
tush, courage, fun, language,
Form:
Senryu
Don'T Beat Around the Bush
is some on your mind
i see the sign
am not blind
don't be a tush
say it
do this
don't beat around the bush...
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Categories:
tush, depression,
Form:
Light Verse
Kangaroo Court
Pursued by a kangaroo click
The girl jumped on her pogo stick
Flashing her tush
Out in the bush
It was over pretty damn quick!...
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Categories:
tush, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Eventide
When God was a burning bush
He happened to see Eve's tush
Butt wise to his games
Eve peed on the flames
And disappeared in a whoosh!...
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Categories:
tush, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
The Origin of Be Prepared
After Moses emptied his tush
God set fire to the only bush
A terrible plight
No paper in sight
All the leaves went up with a whoosh!...
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Categories:
tush, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Soup Mail Verification
verification to send soup mail is a pain in the tush ~ forsooth
counting fire hydrants, busses, bridges and bikes ~ no one in P S likes...
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Categories:
tush, angst,
Form:
Monoku
Mighty Snail
i once knew a slimy snail
who had a great big fat tail
he had a mighty push
from his enormous tush
speeding down his gooey trail
tmc...
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Categories:
tush, animal,
Form:
Limerick
Chat Up Footles
Your cute
Pursuit
Nice tush
I blush
Want date?
No mate
Show ring …
Wedding
You sure
Show door!
Jan Allison
24th August 2014...
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Categories:
tush, humorous, , cute,
Form:
Footle
On the Subway
push and shove
shove and push
keep your mitts
off o' my tush
so what we're packed
like sardines in a tin
don't you know
there's no butting in...
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Categories:
tush, humorous, travel,
Form:
Rhyme
Dullard President
Dullard President
Pres. George W. Bush
Served in the National Guard on his tush.
Chosen Presidential puppet by Chaney
Because he was not so brainy....
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Categories:
tush, celebrity, political,
Form:
Clerihew
"sssh!"
There was a pilot called bush
Who flew by the seat of his tush,
His job was so tricky
That he listened to dicky
And silenced his critics with shush!...
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Categories:
tush, cowboy-western
Form:
Limerick
The Track
A man's car was stuck on the track
After the software was hack
The people tried to help push
But fell on their tush
The car was the fast train's new snack...
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Categories:
tush, fun, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Morris Fell Hard For Doris
A brontosaurus by name of Morris
Fell hard for Doris, a stegosaurus
His tush landed right on her
Sliced open by her armor
Lover Boy Morris had quite a saurus...
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Categories:
tush, animal, love, pain, word play,
Form:
Limerick
A Grunt and a Push
There once was a young man from Peru
Who ate a cactus plant he couldn't chew---
With a grunt and a push
It came out his tush---
In the ER, instead of the loo....
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Categories:
tush, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick
A Girl From France
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE
WHO DANCED ON STAGE WITH NO PANTS
SHE SHOWED OFF HER TUSH
BUT NEVER HER BUSH
SHE LEFT THE CROWD IN A TRANCE...
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Categories:
tush, city, funny, girl, hilarious, paris, silly, travel,
Form:
Limerick
Flash Flood Warning
aka
Terry's Rush Hour Tube Trauma
A voice rose from a burning bush,
"O feel the contours of my tush!
Ounce for ounce
Cheeks will bounce
With just an itty-bitty push!"...
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Categories:
tush, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Dancin' Easy
Sue jived to tremendous applause
Then pondered what could be the cause
She’d got dressed in a rush
So her cute peachy tush
Revealed she'd not put on her drawers!!
12~21~16...
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Categories:
tush, body, dance, humorous, , cute,
Form:
Limerick
Bed
B ecame uncomfortable when the sleep number slumbered,
E nding the comfortable cushion under my neck, back and tush.
D ecidedly, my pillow is also dead to me, with all its tossing and turning.
8/27/2019...
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Categories:
tush, sleep,
Form:
Acrostic
Cletus O'Toole's Encounter With a Bidet
Since toilet tissue is so hard to find
He bought a bidet to cleanse his behind
With the very first flush
Cletus scalded his tush
To use again he was not too inclined...
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Categories:
tush, humorous, scary,
Form:
Limerick
Another Girl From France
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE
ON THE STREET SHE WOULD SING AND DANCE
ONE DAY THERE WAS SUCH A HUSH
‘CAUSE SHE SHOWED A BIT OF TUSH
WHEN SHE RIPPED OUT THE SEAM OF HER PANTS...
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Categories:
tush, dance, funny, girl, hilarious, humorous, paris, silly,
Form:
Limerick
When a Woman Is Just a Woman
Yes when a woman is a woman there 'ain't nothing 'just'
You get near her man and in your face she'll thrust
The biggest fist you ever saw coming at you square
'Keep your tush over here cause my man's over there!...
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Categories:
tush, jealousy,
Form:
Light Verse
Get Well Soon Laura Loo
Luloo was in a terrible rush
Shovelled snow then fell on her tush
It isn't a joke -
Her ankle got broke
But the snow's now turned into slush
GET WELL SOON LULOO
26th February 2016...
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Categories:
tush, cheer up, for her, friendship, snow,
Form:
Limerick
At Any Rate Not For Contest
At any rate I sure moved fast
Hope my diarrhoea doesn’t last
It’s coming out quick its in a rush
I’ve a burning feeling in my tush
Excuse me I just have to run
For it is pouring out my bum
01/19/18...
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Categories:
tush, body, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Ballad of Andor
You can kiss me andor hug me
I might quiver andor blush
You can tell me andor show me
Your sweet loving andor tush
Be my dear andor my friend
If you love me andor like me
Please don't linger andor stay
If you hate andor despise me...
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Categories:
tush, humor, wisdom, word play, words,
Form:
Ballad
Ronald Likes a Nice Bit of Rump
A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!
Fictional write for fun
7th June 2016...
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Categories:
tush, body, humorous, lust, political,
Form:
Limerick