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At any rate I sure moved fast Hope my diarrhoea doesn’t last It’s coming out quick its in a rush I’ve a burning feeling in my tush Excuse me I just have to run For it is pouring out my bum 01/19/18

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Line Gauthier

Date: 1/21/2018 5:03:00 PM

Not my favourite of yours but that's really good news. I'd be really worried if it was my favourite. LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2018 5:08:00 PM

LOL Line I enjoy writing poop poems and a friend encouraged me to post it when I sent it to her for fun ... so I can lay the blame with them lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 1/19/2018 9:14:00 PM

Good one! I find this to be a very moving poem! Nobody can do poo like Jan can!! Loved the pic too!!!.....80)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/20/2018 12:34:00 PM

lol Pat I have a lot of inspiration to write poop poems and need no encouragement lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 1/19/2018 7:20:00 PM

Haha, laughing as I type!... so glad this is fiction... pooing without friction... can end in dereliction... if you're caught out...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/20/2018 12:34:00 PM

Hmmm I wonder if this one will inspire you Mick lol:-)hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/19/2018 7:12:00 PM

hahahaha. One of your funniest.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/20/2018 12:33:00 PM

lol thanks Andrea you know me and poop poems they just flow lol:-( hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/19/2018 1:32:00 PM

- OMG... run ... run ... run ... :))) - All "nasty" thoughts (about the cancer) must exit the system .... finally the stomach can relax, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/19/2018 4:39:00 PM

lol Anne Lise thankfully this is a fiction write - you know me and poop poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie

Date: 1/19/2018 11:58:00 AM

when its time to go....you cant stop the flow....it comes fast, you walk slow....hoping in your outfit, no brown will show....or possibly green down below....so where is the rest room, bad smells are about to grow....lmao....fun write jan....;)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/19/2018 11:59:00 AM

lol Eric lovely poetic reply:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 1/19/2018 10:51:00 AM

You really went all the way with this one ;P love it! xomo

Jan Allison
Date: 1/19/2018 11:34:00 AM

LOL Mo just a bit of fun lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/19/2018 9:37:00 AM

Haha. A cracker Jan, sounds like a dodgy vindaloo. Regards Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/19/2018 9:42:00 AM

I love curry but sometimes they can be dodgy ! Have also posted another limerick about my breast lump - got to laugh about it:-) hugs Jan xx