Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

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At Any Rate Not For Contest

At any rate I sure moved fast
Hope my diarrhoea doesn’t last
It’s coming out quick its in a rush
I’ve a burning feeling in my tush
Excuse me I just have to run
For it is pouring out my bum

01/19/18

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Line Gauthier January 21, 2018 at 5:03 PM Not my favourite of yours but that's really good news. I'd be really worried if it was my favourite. LOL Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 5:08 PM LOL Line I enjoy writing poop poems and a friend encouraged me to post it when I sent it to her for fun ... so I can lay the blame with them lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams January 19, 2018 at 9:14 PM Good one! I find this to be a very moving poem! Nobody can do poo like Jan can!! Loved the pic too!!!.....80) Jan Allison January 20, 2018 at 12:34 PM lol Pat I have a lot of inspiration to write poop poems and need no encouragement lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot January 19, 2018 at 7:20 PM Haha, laughing as I type!... so glad this is fiction... pooing without friction... can end in dereliction... if you're caught out... Jan Allison January 20, 2018 at 12:34 PM Hmmm I wonder if this one will inspire you Mick lol:-)hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 19, 2018 at 7:12 PM hahahaha. One of your funniest. Jan Allison January 20, 2018 at 12:33 PM lol thanks Andrea you know me and poop poems they just flow lol:-( hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen January 19, 2018 at 1:32 PM - OMG... run ... run ... run ... :))) - All "nasty" thoughts (about the cancer) must exit the system .... finally the stomach can relax, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison January 19, 2018 at 4:39 PM lol Anne Lise thankfully this is a fiction write - you know me and poop poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie January 19, 2018 at 11:58 AM when its time to go....you cant stop the flow....it comes fast, you walk slow....hoping in your outfit, no brown will show....or possibly green down below....so where is the rest room, bad smells are about to grow....lmao....fun write jan....;) Jan Allison January 19, 2018 at 11:59 AM lol Eric lovely poetic reply:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 19, 2018 at 10:51 AM You really went all the way with this one ;P love it! xomo Jan Allison January 19, 2018 at 11:34 AM LOL Mo just a bit of fun lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham January 19, 2018 at 9:37 AM Haha. A cracker Jan, sounds like a dodgy vindaloo. Regards Tom. Jan Allison January 19, 2018 at 9:42 AM I love curry but sometimes they can be dodgy ! Have also posted another limerick about my breast lump - got to laugh about it:-) hugs Jan xx