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Cletus O'Toole's Encounter With a Bidet

Since toilet tissue is so hard to find

   He bought a bidet to cleanse his behind

      With the very first flush

         Cletus scalded his tush

            To use again he was not too inclined

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Timothy Hicks Date: 5/5/2020 6:07:00 PM LOL! A funny (topical) limerick for the times! Although I'd have to respectfully disagree ... bought mine over a month ago and haven't regretted it since! Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 4/28/2020 2:25:00 PM Hot cross buns!! Ha, ha. Thanks, Bob. Login to Reply Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 4/28/2020 2:33:00 PM So to speak! Love your witty comment, Gershon! Bob

Harry Horsman Date: 4/28/2020 8:40:00 AM Oh yes, love it Bob, made my day.. Login to Reply Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 4/28/2020 12:42:00 PM Thanks Harry. Happy I can elicit a smile in these distressful times. Stay safe - Bob H

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 4/21/2020 6:52:00 AM LOL, LOL - very well penned and humorous. Blessings, Jennifer. Login to Reply

David Mchattie Date: 4/18/2020 6:24:00 PM Very clever and cute. A poem for our time indeed. Stay well my friend. Login to Reply

Pashang Salehi Date: 4/17/2020 2:22:00 AM Cute... I have one of those too... Haha Login to Reply

Ilene Bauer Date: 4/16/2020 4:20:00 PM ha! a very timely limerick, bob! well done... Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 4/16/2020 1:27:00 PM Butt - he did save toilet paper! Well done! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 4/16/2020 1:52:00 AM G'day Bob … this is funny Bob. Old Cletus certainly has his work cut out for him doesn't he - stay safe Bob - Lindsay Login to Reply

Sam Kauffman Date: 4/15/2020 11:10:00 PM That is delightful - still laughing. Done with great delicacy! Thank you Bob. Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 4/15/2020 5:05:00 PM haha , poor old Cletus, wont be riding his horse for a while. Hope all's well Bob, stay safe. Tom Login to Reply Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 4/15/2020 7:40:00 PM I bet it also played havoc with his piles as well!!! Thanks Tom - always a pleasure to hear from you - Bob H