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Cletus O'Toole's Encounter With a Bidet

Since toilet tissue is so hard to find He bought a bidet to cleanse his behind With the very first flush Cletus scalded his tush To use again he was not too inclined

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 5/5/2020 6:07:00 PM
LOL! A funny (topical) limerick for the times! Although I'd have to respectfully disagree ... bought mine over a month ago and haven't regretted it since!
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Date: 4/28/2020 2:25:00 PM
Hot cross buns!! Ha, ha. Thanks, Bob.
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 4/28/2020 2:33:00 PM
So to speak! Love your witty comment, Gershon! Bob
Date: 4/28/2020 8:40:00 AM
Oh yes, love it Bob, made my day..
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 4/28/2020 12:42:00 PM
Thanks Harry. Happy I can elicit a smile in these distressful times. Stay safe - Bob H
Date: 4/21/2020 6:52:00 AM
LOL, LOL - very well penned and humorous. Blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 4/18/2020 6:24:00 PM
Very clever and cute. A poem for our time indeed. Stay well my friend.
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Date: 4/17/2020 2:22:00 AM
Cute... I have one of those too... Haha
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Date: 4/16/2020 4:20:00 PM
ha! a very timely limerick, bob! well done...
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Date: 4/16/2020 1:27:00 PM
Butt - he did save toilet paper! Well done! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 4/16/2020 1:52:00 AM
G'day Bob … this is funny Bob. Old Cletus certainly has his work cut out for him doesn't he - stay safe Bob - Lindsay
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Date: 4/15/2020 11:10:00 PM
That is delightful - still laughing. Done with great delicacy! Thank you Bob.
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Date: 4/15/2020 5:05:00 PM
haha , poor old Cletus, wont be riding his horse for a while. Hope all's well Bob, stay safe. Tom
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 4/15/2020 7:40:00 PM
I bet it also played havoc with his piles as well!!! Thanks Tom - always a pleasure to hear from you - Bob H

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