Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Limerick

Cletus O'Toole's Encounter With a Bidet

Since toilet tissue is so hard to find

   He bought a bidet to cleanse his behind

      With the very first flush

         Cletus scalded his tush

            To use again he was not too inclined

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Timothy Hicks May 5, 2020 at 6:07 PM LOL! A funny (topical) limerick for the times! Although I'd have to respectfully disagree ... bought mine over a month ago and haven't regretted it since!

Gershon Wolf April 28, 2020 at 2:25 PM Hot cross buns!! Ha, ha. Thanks, Bob. Robert L. Hinshaw April 28, 2020 at 2:33 PM So to speak! Love your witty comment, Gershon! Bob

Harry Horsman April 28, 2020 at 8:40 AM Oh yes, love it Bob, made my day.. Robert L. Hinshaw April 28, 2020 at 12:42 PM Thanks Harry. Happy I can elicit a smile in these distressful times. Stay safe - Bob H

Jennifer Proxenos April 21, 2020 at 6:52 AM LOL, LOL - very well penned and humorous. Blessings, Jennifer.

David Mchattie April 18, 2020 at 6:24 PM Very clever and cute. A poem for our time indeed. Stay well my friend.

Pashang Salehi April 17, 2020 at 2:22 AM Cute... I have one of those too... Haha

Ilene Bauer April 16, 2020 at 4:20 PM ha! a very timely limerick, bob! well done...

Rico Leffanta April 16, 2020 at 1:27 PM Butt - he did save toilet paper! Well done! Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie April 16, 2020 at 1:52 AM G'day Bob … this is funny Bob. Old Cletus certainly has his work cut out for him doesn't he - stay safe Bob - Lindsay

Sam Kauffman April 15, 2020 at 11:10 PM That is delightful - still laughing. Done with great delicacy! Thank you Bob.

Tom Cunningham April 15, 2020 at 5:05 PM haha , poor old Cletus, wont be riding his horse for a while. Hope all's well Bob, stay safe. Tom Robert L. Hinshaw April 15, 2020 at 7:40 PM I bet it also played havoc with his piles as well!!! Thanks Tom - always a pleasure to hear from you - Bob H