Short Snoring Poems
Short Snoring Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Snoring by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Snoring by length and keyword.
there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
his moniker came
he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory
It`s raining, it`s pouring
I boinked the old man snoring
He moved the bed, and busted my head
To the ER now we are going
Form:
Naked in the surf
We splash and play together.
Falling to the sand
In a hot lover's embrace....
I awaken to snoring.
It’s paining, it’s boring
The children are all snoring
They got out of bed
To school they did head
The teaching they find abhorring
It's raining; it's pouring.
The old man is snoring.
We should have changed but instead,
We didn’t and we’ll all be dead by morning
Form:
SLEEPING PILLOWS
I laid my head down
On sleeping pillows I'm down
Drooling, snoring, sleep
10/26/17
by James Edward Lee Sr.
The Minister was so boring
The congregation was snoring
A thunderclap
Released their crap
Until "pew" described the flooring
Beneath this stone lies Uncle Fred
Whose snoring woke up all the dead
Some ghosts arose
To pinch his nose
According to what Auntie said
. our lab is snoring
in front of the fire
a wet log sizzles
A lady I know is in tears
Her husband drinks too many beers
When kissing her thighs
His ding-a-ling dies
And snoring is all that she hears
Dinosaurs snoring
Will their end, be our own rife…
Rip Van winkles clue
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Contest Name Dinosaurs~ HAIKU
Such an engrossing film it left Oscar snoring in the balcony.
12/14/2018
One Liner – Entertainment Poetry Contest
Sponsor - Silent One
Santa snoring loud
with Doppler radar tracking
Christmas is coming
Contest: Hi-KU (3)
Sponsored By: Brian Strand
Date Created: 12/21/2020
Captain Kirk told God, "I'm exploring
So you are bound to see me soaring
But man alive
That damn warp drive
Sounds worse than Methuselah snoring!"
allergy pills all over the house
devoured by us for weather is louse
squirrelled away by a crazy small mouse
who is snoring away inside my red blouse
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What else could be boring,
If not for the bright insights
That won't leave you snoring
On your lazy boat of life...
We've had lunch, it's playtime.
Grandpa's invite to share his favorite game.
See who starts snoring first.
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: 1st place 2026
The Vicar of Little Snoring
Stood right where the rain was pouring
He prayed, "Strike me dead
If I have misled . . . .
Right then, his boat lost its mooring
Esther: An added edict ended anxiety.
Jacob: Angelic wrangle with an angel.
Adam: Snoring on his side, from his rib came his bride.
Cain: Sibling slaughter
The life of a lazydog
Is a wonderful life to live
Ignoring the snoring
Which one may find boring
You can relish the love they give
some have
said my Muse
is a lady but a lady
of the
evening
though oddly
i'd
like
to find
her
in the
morning
sleeping
and snoring
next to me
Form:
l once had a friend named Mildred
Who wiggled a lot in my bed,
She'd snore with delight
Her growl was a fright;
I rang the alarm loud... instead!
While vanilla ice cream has me snoring,
chunky types – Ben and Jerry’s – aren’t boring!
Flavors I like are
a wee bit bizarre.
Onto those many toppings I’m pouring.
A vicar whose sermons were boring
Caught one of his choristers snoring
The lesson was taught
He cut sermons short
And numbers in church are now soaring!
12.01.23
a pig
so big
snoring
boring
stop bite
no right
rude guy
blue sky
mumbled
grumbled
shaken
bacon
a test
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