God In the Usa

The Minister was so boring
The congregation was snoring
A thunderclap
Released their crap
Until "pew" described the flooring
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Krutsinger Avatar
July 3, 2020 at 6:23 AM
This made me smile too.
Laurie Avatar
June 29, 2020 at 7:08 PM
My gosh Rico … who does the clean up, and how much do they charge for creating a false thunder clap - good one Rico - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
June 30, 2020 at 1:50 PM
I don't know as I was too busy dodging the lightning! Aloha! Rico
Bauer Avatar
June 28, 2020 at 5:32 PM
ha! hilarious, rico!
Rose  Avatar
June 28, 2020 at 5:08 PM
Oh Good Lord, was there chocolate everywhere ? lol
Pigeon Tart Avatar
June 28, 2020 at 2:40 PM
LOL!!!! Oh bless you. xomo!
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