No Ease

Captain Kirk told God, "I'm exploring
So you are bound to see me soaring
But man alive
That damn warp drive
Sounds worse than Methuselah snoring!"

humorlimerick

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Valsa George

March 8, 2022 at 1:48 AM

May be snoring is the reason for the longevity of Methuselah's life ! A topic to be researched ! Indeed a fun write, Rico

Rico Leffanta

March 8, 2022 at 9:57 AM

Wow! You are quite a researcher! Aloha!

Gershon Wolf

November 29, 2021 at 8:14 PM

Talk about 'everlasting snoring!' lol. :) gw

Silpika Kalita

November 29, 2021 at 1:46 PM

Fun as always!

Debra L Brown

November 28, 2021 at 9:11 PM

Methuselah snoring! Funny.. Enjoyed it

Michelle Faulkner

November 28, 2021 at 5:11 PM

You would think the Enterprise would have a muffler :)

Rico Leffanta

November 29, 2021 at 11:05 AM

They make mufflers for cars, trucks, vans, scooters, and Harley Davidsons, but who would know that?

L Milton Hankins

November 28, 2021 at 11:18 AM

Loved your rhymes, Rico. I never heard Methuselah snoring, but I'll bet it was loud and disturbing.

Rico Leffanta

November 30, 2021 at 10:13 AM

Prompted by your poem on drums. Hearing Tahitian drums one mile away is enough to start my heart pumping, but I can not tolerate amplified sound! Jesus did quite well without it . . .